personality transplant

personality transplant:

- would be the desired (but impossible) procedure of swapping a person's personality for another personality

Ex.1

Jim: I would so love rearrange that assholic douchbag's face with just one kick or one punch!
Bob: Dude! That wouldn't change the situation. That psychotic douchebag needs a 'personality transplant'.

Ex.2
Jim: I am such a loser!
Bob: That's nothing a 'personality transplant' wouldn't cure.

Ex.3
Jim: I think Jane needs a 'personality transplant'.
Bob: Jane would have to have a personality, first. Jane needs a 'personality install'.

by GlennyJ December 10, 2013

Person 10

This person has never, will never exist, and if they did they wouldn't.

Person 10: *not existing*

by rensaw January 26, 2021

Closest person to you

The person who supports you throughout your life, your partner, a husband or wife, mother or father of your child .

Who is the closest person to you?

by Created from love February 11, 2019

Jeffery Perkins

The realest you’ll ever meet from Twitter to irl. If you mess with Jeffery you mess with the gang so watch yourself 😈

Guy: Did you hear about that gang that got completely wiped out the other day?

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Jeffery Perkins’ gang rolled up on them.

by Wormdog September 17, 2020

Sorry Person

A person who wants to do something but is really lazy and slow

dang that dude is so slow...... he is just a sorry person

by Nyoxy January 15, 2021

blue person

somebody you knew for less than a year & y’all are already close and talk to each other almost everyday & is someone who makes you happy and you wouldn’t trade them for nothing.

my blue person

by hshjsisos June 8, 2023

split menu personality syndrome

ordering high caloric food and a diet soft drink

Mary exhibits split menu personality syndrome as she places her drive-thru order, "Umm yes I'd like a Number 3 Value meal, super-sized with a small diet coke...oh yeah and add in an apple turnover"

by Happy Girly of course! February 26, 2010