Always guard your pepperonis

That one time in regular show the movie when muscle man from the future sexually assaulted his younger self by slapping both of his mantits onto his face right after teaching him the importance of always guarding his pepperonis

Future muscle man: I know something that you don't
Past muscle man: What's that?
Future muscle man: Always guard your pepperonis *aggressively slaps younger muscle man's mantits*
Past muscle man: AEAEAEAEAEAEAEASSDDRSDIHSICLOKALKAJK(that noise muscle man makes)

by Mort got us in a fukin carwrek June 24, 2021

Peppermint Patty

(n.) A shot of alcohol in which you get on your knees, have somebody else pour enough chocolate syrup into your mouth to cover your tongue, then take a 1 to 1.5 oz. shot of peppermint schnapps. Also known as a variation of the Dirty Girl Scout.

Get on your knees and take this Peppermint Patty!

by TheLoudestFan November 30, 2009

Pepperdine university

An extremely expensive University located in the mountains of Malibu overlooking the Pacific. Walk through the student parking lots and you are sure to see at LEAST a handful of cars that are more expensive than your house back in your hometown. Everyone here is either a Bibling-thumping Jesus Freak or parties so hard that they hardly remember their weekends--there is no middle ground here. Best part of Pepperdine is definitely the overseas program...that and making rich friends who will buy you anything you want.

Person 1: Dude I got into Pepperdine University!
Person 2: Unless you have friends at USC be ready to pray to jesus everyday for the next four years

by williethewave October 23, 2007

Paperman

Over hyping ones personal exeriences, or to raise ones expectation of a certain thing that leads to another's disappointment; Overexaggerating.

Riley papermaned the short film paperman, giving high expectations and leading to an anticlimactic disappointment.

by Fanny318 May 2, 2015

Pittsburgh Pepperoni

Pittsburgh Pepperoni is a fraternity prank frequently played on new pledges that are rushing a fraternity. It's origins is believed to be a popular college in downtown Pittsburgh, although it has recently become a popular prank across the country. To perform a Pittsburgh Pepperoni senior fraternity brothers shit on a tray or plate. Then they slice the shit up into slim slices and place it on top of a pepperoni pizza. The pizza is then served to new pledges after a long night of drinking.

Hondo: Hey you dudes have been drinking all night would you like some pizza?
New Pledge: Sure man that sounds great!
***The next morning***
New Pledge: Man, I have shitty taste in my mouth.
Hondo: Ha ha ha I bet you do, that pizza we served you last night was a Pittsburgh Pepperoni!!
New Pledge: *Barf* man I was wondering what all that brown stuff was that was stuck between my teeth.

by Heatherpleather March 21, 2008

pepperoni nigger

an acne plagued negroid

White Kid: Look at that pepperoni nigger!
White Kid 2: Hahahahahaha! That's just Jerry! The loser!
Black Kid: What you say, foo?
White Kid: Shut up, bologna nigger!

by Sunny Sanchez January 9, 2008

Peppermint

A code word you use in place of "marijuana" in your text messages when there is reason to suspect parental surveillance.

(text conversation)

Guy: Hey man you got some peppermint?

Friend: Peppermint gum? Why? I thought we were gonna smoke some weed?

Guy: Damnit fucker! My parents are reading my text messages!

by ShitAzz November 6, 2010