Patel

the name of millions of people

hey mr patel number 6390845034760

by Aaron November 26, 2003

patel

My last name. Formerly in India they were farmers and then tax collectors. In America they're doctors. Its the equivilent to white people and the last name Smith.

Samir Dilip Patel.

by Samir Patel May 7, 2004

Civil Air Patrol Cadet

Cadets usually aged 12-18, some up to the age of 21 can join the Civil Air Patrol and choose from a wide variety of activities. A very rewarding, yet draws negative attention by some idiots.

There are three kinds of cadets;
1.) Those who actually sit and learn about the values of leadership and aerospace power. These cadets usually end up earning prestigious awards and will become military and business leaders of the next generation.
2.) Those who kind of just do nothing and have no idea why they're there. These cadets quit after the first 1-2 years.
3.) Those idiots who buy tactical gear and Kevlar with their parents money, dressing themselves up like an Air Force Pararescueman or an Army Green Beret and act hardcore when they've probably never even shot anything more powerful than a BB gun. Cocky, yet extremely insecure. See also: poser

Take off that tactical gear dumbass, you're not in the military, just a Civil Air Patrol Cadet.

by 2dLT July 19, 2011

canadian border patrol

When doing it doggystyle, take your partner over to the window so he/she is facing out. Take a break for a few moments, and covertly invite a friend to take your place. While he continues, she assumes it is still you behind her, so then walk outside the same window and wave to her as if you were simply passing by.

Me and Kevin pulled a canadian border patrol on her, she didn't know what happened and she went nuts.
I'm gonna visit her in the asylum in a few days.

by Dan Curtsinger August 15, 2006

Pussy Patrol

A group of men (and sometimes women) who go around looking for fresh vaginas in which to stick various objects.

Fathers, lock up your daughters; the Pussy Patrol is on the move!

by The Great Rando July 14, 2002

fart patrol

When you are going to sleep with someone and you stay awake until they fall asleep so they do not hear you if fall asleep and let one slip.

I stayed at Joey's last night and slept in his bed with him. I kept awake on fart patrol.

by Lesloo March 21, 2008

Pateel

Pateel is a very beutiful,kind,caring,lovable,adorable,sexy,outgoing,energized,happy,funny girl who can get a guy falling for them in seconds. She tries her hardest even though they might not always be sufficient. She doesn’t fall for guys unless they rly charm her. She’s not easy to get but once u do u would have a lifetime full of happiness and laughter. She’s very joyful and full of surprises. Better keep her close because she can make ur life 100x better

Amanda:damn I wish Pateel was my friend even though she’s nice I’m scared to talk to her
Nicole:she gets all the guys but she’s so pretty I can see whyyy

by donttt! December 11, 2019