robert pattinson in my pants

damnn robert pattinson is so sexy he makes me sweat and cry, he’s fine like glass of wine, so basically robert pattinson in my pants means u want him so baddd and that u want him in ur pants duh and he’s so hot and sexy like i actually can’t even dead with how sexy he is like what the heck BMA

person: who do u want in ur pants
me: robert pattinson duhhhhh
person: ur done get out

me : so it means robert pattinson in my pants

by baddiealert December 30, 2021

Dick patting

Dick patting is when a man is so horny and the girl he is with is so sexy that all she has to do is pat his penis and he will leak and shoot his cum out

So how did the night go

He was so cute and horny all it took was a little dick patting and he started cumming

Lmao wow what a waste of nut

I know right

by Certified concoction January 21, 2022

Robert Pattinson

Robert Pattinson aka my husband, my soulmate, my everything. Robert Pattinson is the sexiest man alive.

“Omg did you see Robert Pattinson in that new movie HES so hot”

“Spitting facts right now”

by Wattpadgilriereader April 11, 2022

robert.x.pattinson

@robert.x.pattinson is very bald headed person on TikTok who is clearly obsessed with Robert Pattinson.

“Have you seen any of @robert.x.pattinson’s videos?”
“Yeah. They are so baldheaded just like her.”
“I know right.”

by baldyphobic December 26, 2020

Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile 《¤》

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Person 343: Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

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Person 343: Robert "Cheez Whiz" Pattinson; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025