A Pillow Partner is a large, comfy, sink-into pillow in one's bed, that will substitute for a real boyfriend/girlfriend when one can not get that person of your dreams. A person can fantasize, hug, kiss and cuddle with his/her Pillow Partner when the real "one" isn't there. It satisfies the desire to hug and cuddle with someone.
The man I truly love is unavailable, so I hug my Pillow Partner every night as I go to sleep, and I fantasize that it's really him that I'm hugging to sleep.
by annieoakley April 5, 2011
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Someone you sit next to in an orchestral setting. These relationships often extend beyond a musical friendship and often can be confused with a more intimate relationship. It is not uncommon for stand partners to share a bed, participate in couples yoga, share food, and cuddle.
"How are you spending your easter vacation?"
"My stand partner is taking me back to her house to finally meet the family. We also might participate in couples yoga while there!"
"My stand partner is taking me back to her house to finally meet the family. We also might participate in couples yoga while there!"
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Get the Howdy, partner! mug.your state of mind when you hear the door bell ring and you suspect the police are outside but it's a girl scout trying to sell some fucking girl scout cookies
*Door Bell Ring*
Paranoid Person: Oh shit. I can hear the cops outside. *flushes eighth of weed down the toilet* *opens door*
Girl Scout: You wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
Paranoid Person: FML
Paranoid Person: Oh shit. I can hear the cops outside. *flushes eighth of weed down the toilet* *opens door*
Girl Scout: You wanna buy some Girl Scout cookies?
Paranoid Person: FML
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