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Parrot Character

A character in a story that is used as a vessel for the author to impose what they want the reader or watcher to feel about anything ranging from other characters to the setting etc.
Character 1: “this Todd guy is the most wicked dude ever he’s like so evil
Character 2: “so true and this mineshaft we are in is very damp too”
Watcher: man these guys are just Parrot Characters
Parrot Character by Montemoto January 1, 2026
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Pissed as a Parrot

Someone who is drunk and says the same stuff over and over again.
Cunt is "Pissed as a Parrot",can't shut up.
Pissed as a Parrot by GS71 April 4, 2015

Tea Party Parrot 

A play on "Tea Party Patriot", which is a term individual Tea Party supporters use to describe themselves and a phrase in the name of local and national Tea Party groups. This describes members who "parrot" back lies and half-truths they hear on Fox News and conservative talk radio with no real knowledge or understanding to support them.
That Tea Party Parrot kept talking about "death panels", but when I asked her what those were, exactly, she was speechless.
Tea Party Parrot by wordlust November 26, 2010

road parrot 

A person in the passenger seat, who reads out loud every sign, advertisement or store name you are driving by.
Driver: "....."
Passenger: "Whole Fooooodsss....Superman: The Movie.....For Rent!............get more today.......DriveThruuuu...."

Backseat Passenger (next day): "Dude, you didn't tell me your wife is a road parrot - I would have taken the fucking bus."
road parrot by Enno October 17, 2006

Sneaky Parrot 

Placing one's penis on the shoulder of a partner while he/she is distracted with another task. Most often done while the victim is seated.
His wife was busy working on the computer and not paying attention to him - he quietly walked up to her and performed the sneaky parrot. She laughed.
Sneaky Parrot by G-$$ April 28, 2011

Holiday Cum Parrot 

To achieve the holiday cum parrot a lad masterbates and masterfully shoots his load onto his shoulder. He then must show all his mates his cum parrot while talking like a pirate.
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh Me hearties! Cum meet Polly...me holiday cum parrot
Holiday Cum Parrot by Wolfpacknz September 19, 2019

dead parrot 

A surreal dud, con or fraud.

Probably the most famous Monty Python sketch.
A customer returns to a pet shop where he was originally conned into buying a dead parrot.
Regardless of the extremes the customer goes to prove the parrot is dead (he even whacks the dead bird off a hard surface) the seller insists the parrot is as still as alive as it was previous.

Also known as the blue parrot sketch.
"There's no use trying to sell that car to me. It's as dead as a parrot."
dead parrot by irritant August 4, 2004