agency paralysis 

The inability to act on one's own behalf. A mental freeze when it comes to taking positive actions, initiating projects, or moving forward with existing projects.

My older brother, suffering from a bad case of agency paralysis, couldn't move out of his apartment into the better and cheaper one he was offered.

agency paralysis by lexicalibc December 26, 2017

Pound Paralysis 

A term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't feel their entire body.

"Dan had sex with his girlfriend last night, and she still hasn't gotten out of bed!"
"Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me."

Pound Paralysis by Pound Paralysis June 6, 2018

Pound Paralysis 

The term for after you have had sex with your significant other, and they can't move their entire body.

Dan: Yo, Samantha just had sex with her boyfriend, and now she's bedridden!

Ethan: Sounds like a case of pound paralysis to me.

Pound Paralysis by Pound Paralysis June 11, 2018

Blanket Paralysis 

The condition or circumstance where one is covered with, wrapped in, touching or crumpling an INCREDIBLY soft blanket and they are unable to move - neither can they remove said blanket or be removed from said blanket. Voluntarily or by force.

"She has been lying there for hours. She has blanket paralysis."

Blanket Paralysis by Torgud January 29, 2020

Simp Paralysis 

Very horrible. It is diagnosed when you have simped too hard online and in public! The only cure is to [REDACTED.]

Bro, I heard that Jeremy got diagnosed with Simp Paralysis.

Simp Paralysis by UnoKage June 9, 2020

pp paralysis 

When it never gets soft again

Doctor, doctor! I’m experiencing pp paralysis!

pp paralysis by Licc November 22, 2020

sheep paralysis 

a state in which you are not quite mentally present and your subconscious takes over your keyboard, often making remarks regarding eugenics or asexuality

i didn’t really mean what i said last night, the sheep paralysis took over my body

sheep paralysis by iwannaiguana April 9, 2021