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Pandora's Box

Pandora was a Greek woman with an extremely large box that was frequently opened by all of the townspeople, (even the women), (the women who liked boxes!). Sometimes Pandora would hold large picnics where she would offer her box to everyone. If they were lucky they would also receive ketchup.
Pandora was very generous with the use of her box, however some people refused because they thought it was dirty as it had been passed around a few too many times! It was quite the Pandora's Box!

Tyreece looked forward to meeting Pandora for a taste of her box.
by CockBlocker November 24, 2004
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Pandoragasm

When pandora plays so many amazing songs in a row that you feel an orgasm coming on.
While listening to 90s pop radio I had a pandoragasm.
by Kquerry September 11, 2013
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Pandora

A Pandora is a codename given to husky german men whose pastimes include shootin bare jews and listenin to david hasselhoff because he is german. Their favourite sentence to use is ''deine mutter liebe meine Hosenschlange'' which in other words means ''your mother likes my trouser snake'' because it is known fact that all Pandoras have huge ''Hosenschlange's''.
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by Chris Peecock May 1, 2009
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pandoras box

a shit stirring person who works in a pub and who tells lies about people to get them barred , but in the process looses lots of punters and the place goes to ruin , they put themself out of a job , and also loose their friend and employer his life savings and drive him into deep deepresion .
trouble maker, who shoots themself in the foot. like pressing the button for nuclear war , something once open will blow up in your face that is the meaning of pandoras box .
by locks heath renegade master October 24, 2010
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Pandora-ing

The act of using the website Pandora. When someone uses the website Pandora a lot. The act of constantly using the website Pandora.
What have you been doing?

Not too much just Pandora-ing at work.
by goldfish-emdaw June 23, 2010
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Pandora'd

When a person sleeps with you because they can't access the person they really want to be with, and you possess similar features or traits.

Based on Pandora radio - users enter a song or artist that they enjoy, and the service responds by playing selections that are musically similar.
"I thought he liked me but I was totally Pandora'd! He got back with his girlfriend who looks like me, has a Jack Russell like mine, and whose favorite band is also LCD Soundsystem."
by Mindyspark March 25, 2011
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Pandora Prophecy

When you are really hoping something happens and then a song comes on Pandora that is lyrically the same as what you are hoping for.
You: I hope that he and I are going to be friends.

Pandora: "We're Going to be Friends - The White Stripes"

You: Shit, I hope that was a Pandora Prophecy
by hippocrite of cos April 8, 2011
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