Pot parent

One who gets someone into 'smoking the ganja' for the first time.

"wait, is this your first time smoking?"

"yep. looks like you're my pot parent"

by onionsoul November 16, 2013

Narcissistic Parent

The worst thing you can ever have in your life. A narcissistic parent doesn't love you, and simply sees you as an accident that sometimes serves as a useful tool to give them leverage in life. Trying to talk to them is like talking to a brick wall, and they always turn their flaws around on you to make it seem like you're being ungrateful. A person with a narcissistic parent often feels as though the parent in question doesn't care about them -- and they're right. But they also feel like their emotions and feelings mean nothing; THAT is false.

If you have a narcissistic parent -- or worse yet, BOTH of your parents are narcissists -- the best thing to do is RUN, and never look back. Forget they ever existed, because they never cared about your existence. You are worthy of being loved, even if your parent(s) don't think so. Find a person whom you look up to as the father/mother figure you never had and never let go. Don't even bother confronting them, because it will just make things worse for you. Simply cut them out and if you ever have children of your own, do everything you can to NOT be your parents.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 5, 2021

birthing parent

A retarded term , coined by the left to Insinuate, that not only women can give birth .

Don’t forget it’s Mother’s Day, “ you’re such a bigot , it’s birthing parents day “ . “ Thats so offensive it’s birthing persons day “

by Trav817 July 7, 2022

Broccoli parent

An elephants bed.

I had to get a "Broccoli parent" for my pet elephant Blarf.

by Dr.Morp February 6, 2023

your female parent is a homosexual

this is basically the worst insult ever, ur mum gay, yet it makes it seem as if you are sophisticated and you are actually smart, but not really since you used that roast

daniel: ur mum gay
tod: negative, on the contrary, your female parent is a homosexual
daniel: no u
tod: *head explodes*

by love_isn't_always_on_tem March 12, 2018

Pagenis

Penis + Vagina = Pagenis
When you want to say both, but don't have the time.

Man, don't be a pagenis.

by Bumcover July 22, 2009

Pakenham

A small yet bustling rural town in which inbreeding is common.

"Check out that guy and his wife, they're clearly from pakenham"

by Senator Alan March 18, 2008