pussy whipped

When your girlfriend has the most annoying laugh in the world, and you somehow are able to ignore it.

When you bring her into the room we immediately change the channel from a comedy to a drama.

by chosen one May 14, 2003

pussy whipped

When you allow your "girlfriend" to kiss you on your knee in front of your boys.

Jeff

by Concerned other May 14, 2003

pussy whipped

when you straight up sprung off yo girls good shit!

you hook up wit dis boy who thank he a playa, he tell his friends all he wanna do is p & d. but you no u got dat bomb shit, so you fuck n he come back 'gain tha very next day!
THA BITCH PUSSY WHIPPED!!!

by lil' playa December 28, 2005

pussy whipped

When an administrative assistant is totally dominated by a high maintenance female boss.

The administrative assistant often cancels lunch with friends in order to complete a last minute request for a female boss. She/he does everything to please the female boss and to keep her happy. She/he gets very little recognition and no special treatment. Example: She is so whipped.

by Argus April 19, 2003

pussy whipped

when your whipped

allen messenger is so fuckin pussy whipped

by joe May 11, 2004

Pussy Whipped

When you are unable to perform any normal manly duties due to the fact that your balls are inside your ladies handbag.

MAN "Can I go shooting this weekend?"
WOMAN "OH my god.. why can you never spend time with me/I need you to look after the kid..he is ours/but thought that we would go shopping"
MAN (to himself) "I am sooo pussy whipped"

by Hostishumanisgeneris October 29, 2012

pussy whipped

Means your girlfriend/wife/ex-wife/wish-you-were-getting-some comes first before anything else.

"Dude, you are so pussy whipped for buying your ex-wife diamond earrings on her birthday when she cheated on you with your best friend!"

"I can't go to the basketball game with my best friends cause my wife wants to watch the Sex and the City finale and you stay home!"

"You guy friends are going to the strip club and you go to your woman's bachelorette party for her friend"

by InfinityApe December 16, 2013