by ElMuffinHombre October 13, 2017

Wood-pus stands for wooden pussy: a wooden pussy means a floozy, ptretentious, hard to please white girl who doesn't enjoy to have sex.
Mate 1:" Did you hang out with Sabrina?"
Mate 2:" Yes, I did, but it's been a mistake. She kept annoying me from the beginning: I had to pay her dinner, buy her a teddybear at the luna park and bring her home and she didn't even kiss me! She's definitely a wood-pus."
Mate 2:" Yes, I did, but it's been a mistake. She kept annoying me from the beginning: I had to pay her dinner, buy her a teddybear at the luna park and bring her home and she didn't even kiss me! She's definitely a wood-pus."
by A spaghettione December 14, 2018

by OffensiveAF February 13, 2017

The final evolution of the Blue Waffle. So unclean that the smell alone can lead to a violent death.
Bro 1: Hey how was the night home with that hottie?
Bro 2: Don't ask, all I can say is I am lucky to be alive.
Bro 1: Oh Shit! She had the Venom Pus didn't she!
Bro 2: Don't ask, all I can say is I am lucky to be alive.
Bro 1: Oh Shit! She had the Venom Pus didn't she!
by RiddleFerret January 4, 2015

by Absolut g March 6, 2020

A white primary, only with 8 people. Rather than a quad dildo, a dozen octopus impaled on a stick. Each person gets a tentical.
by Pussyrecker69666 May 9, 2018
