army proof

To make something Army Proof, you take something that is idiot proof, and make the instructions even more explicit and harder to fuck up.

The MRE heating pack has instructions telling you to lean it on a "Rock or something"

The Claymore mine has "Front towards enemy" written on the front.

These are just a few items that have been made army proof

by unquenchable August 11, 2008

roofy-proof

A person who is so eager to hook up with someone that she/he doesn't mind being slipped a roofy.

Tracy is so horny. She's been hooking up with everybody lately. I think she's roofy-proof.

by tree pipit September 8, 2010

BS Proof

To be immune from bullshit

Boss: I'll give you a raise next month
Employee: Phil, stop it, that's what you told me last month. I'm bs proof.

by milloo_antibs May 20, 2009

drunk proof

The act of preparing a house for a particularly awesome party. This may include hiding glass, sentimental, or otherwise important/breakable/fragile objects in a closet or bedroom to protect them from clumsy drunk people.

Mike: Dude! My parents are out of town, let's throw a party!

Ryan: OK, I'll be over at around 5 to help drunk proof the house.

by SpaceCowboys January 17, 2010

xND proof

A person cool enough to invite to MND, THD, WND, ThND and/or FND.

Tossers who can only talk about work or their kids are definitly NOT xND proof.
You'd better not invite them again, but if you find yourself in a pub with a non-xND proof person, you can always

pull a Zewald.

Good to finally have met X, he's xND proof for sure!

by Milanifan October 21, 2010

Death Proof

(n.) 1. the state of a person that is not able to die, or be killed, or find death on his own terms; 2. the state of a person who has legally or clinically died and came back from death

If a person were to be shot, or overdose, and their heart stopped beating, and they wer declared dead by a doctor, and then brought back to life, they are said to be Death Proof

by Teejae Barilleaux....aka Smurf January 22, 2009

bullet proof hater coat

An invisible coat that one puts on when they are or going to receive excessive amounts of hate.

Me:"hey lets go have some drinks at kirk's tonight"

You:"nah dog he's always talking mad shit to me"

Me:"Put your bullet proof hater coat on then fool and quit bein a pussy!!!"

by sasquatch8u February 23, 2011