Poverty franchise

A scumbag team full of scumbag fans and players who only really care when in contention. A franchise who used to have glory but clearly has been out of the glory days for so long that half of their “fans” who cheer for their team three nights a year have no memory of the glory days because they’ve sucked for so long.

The New York Yankees are such a poverty franchise dude. It’s hilarious.

by Shoeless Kemp October 22, 2019

internet poverty

n. The lack of Internet in an an area, such as a home or country without Internet or with very slow, almost non-existent Internet.

I went over to Josh's last night and his internet got shut off. I felt like it was last Friday in that bitch because I went back in time. I have him the number for a shelter that helps people suffering from Internet poverty.

by TheBeagler December 3, 2013

poverty abs

the abs on people who are skinny, especially those who are in poverty and starving.

He has poverty abs because he only eats one meal a day.

by masaplesrot December 30, 2019

movie poverty

When a character in a film/tv show has little to no income, yet lives in a place that would cost them thousands of dollars in real life. This also applies to material possesions i.e. a character driving a brand new car whilst working as a bouncer at a local bar. The phrase was originally coined by TJ Kirk a.k.a. The Amazing Atheist.

Person 1: How does Patrick Swayze's character in Road House afford a Mercedes solely by working as a doorman?
Person 2: He suffers from movie poverty bro.

by HotPcktz July 26, 2017

Poverty minded

A term to discribe a persons lifestyle choice or mentality which is to live like their homeless, poor, poverty stricken like but in reality has money to spare.

The person who still :
*goes to the soup kitchen

*Wears raggy attire
*Refuses to bathe or do laundry

*Eats out of trash cans
*Eats super super cheaply
*Takes food possibly spoiled off the street home.
* takes stuff like a clepto home

Even if there bank accounts over hundreds of thousands, millions, billions

Normally you find this in a person whose was homeless beforehand

My tia mary is so poverty minded she still collects anthing she finds on the street. She says every time she'll find a use for it.

by Theamazinggeek March 12, 2018

poverty pogo

A little girl who really hates cheese. So much to the point where if you were to offer it to her, she will punch you and run away

God, my wife is such a poverty pogo.

by Choagie December 12, 2018

poverty claws

Poverty claws are Natural Light's alternative to White Claws.

Man, I love White Claws, but I'm broke. We should get some poverty claws. They are cheaper and actually taste better.

by Sywm87 September 8, 2019