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Polly.T

A rather ambiguous mammal that prefers living in a inclosed environment, preferably in a pocky box.
They like mating with the large nosed species of man as they like to cling onto its hook like shape, rather like an over hanging boogie.
At night its eyes become rather large and oval, and if you tilt your head 45º clockwise, her eyes will spell out 'GAY'.
On the other hand, they are generally friendly creatures, unless threatened in a pokemon battle, whereby they get extremely competitive. If a Polly looses the pokemon battle, they will chew off the Gentiles of their pokemon.
Polly's also are very attracted to ugly old perverts such as Kazune. This does not help them in life, and frankly is a waste of time.
For an example of a Polly.T, just reach into your garbage can at precisely 1:05 am with your left eye shut and a fake mole painted just above your left eyebrow, you will be sure to find one (:
by Annie Clash April 3, 2008
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polly wanna cracker

when a man protrudes his penis into the ear of a female creating an ear drum orgasm
during ear sex climax: polly wanna cracker baby!
by applesauce124 December 31, 2010
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Polly Pocket

A crunchy friend that will never pay you back.
Stephanie a such a polly pocket. She is never going to give you that 70$ she owes you.
by Schmisterr crunch November 3, 2017
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Polly Positive

When someone is in a terrible mood and everything that comes out of their mouth is either rude or they just can't stop bitching about who knows what.
Person 1: Man, I didn't have fun at your friend's house....the music was too loud, it was too crowded, the people were so annoying, it was messy, the bathroom smelt like poop, and i'm hungry.
Person 2: Okay, Polly Positive, did you want to turn the car around and take you back, since you seem to have had such a great time.
by SebastionATX April 27, 2006
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polly-snaggletooth

When a parachute lands in the laundry basket, the wrong way and resembles a snaggle-toothed figure, and you start hearing the words "polygonic misfitic pizza" and you see sugarplums dancing about, doing the hokeypokey.
Mom! Jorge polly-snaggletoothed my underwear again!! I hear they're dancing about! Call 911!!
by Oblama January 11, 2008
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Polly Fogal

An ugly, fat, little girl that has an annoying lisp.
She is so annoying! AND UGLY!
HA HA HA! POLLY WANT A CRACKER?!
A POLLY FOGAL IS A GAY FAG THAT IS SO UGLY AND FAT.
by Christopher Aud November 4, 2019
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Polly waddle

To act rude to someone or some group with the intent of making them your bitch.
Because Phil was a cool kid in high school he could successfully avoid the Polly waddling by bullies.

Because phil was a loser he was often Polly waddled by bullies at his school.
by THEREALphillyphil April 30, 2011
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