Ping 

The laziest and rudest way to start an online chat

I don't give two cents whether you're a stranger or my families, if you PING'd me instead do a proper greetings to start a chat, i'll ignore your chat, block you, and then report your chat as a spam.

You need to learn some basic Netiquette

Ping by Sir. B August 13, 2021

ping 

something that bothers me on discord always and it never

me: *opens discord*
discord: 47 pings
me: bruh

ping by mjrsfnjfdnsj November 8, 2021

Ping 

Tempermental nerd with a gift for annoying sounds, pixel art, and mastering musical instruments. A subpar sibling but a model student, Pings are known to hibernate most of the day with their heads buried in their phones while slowly drowning in their own waste.

Ping was supposed to babysit but fell asleep watching Japanese gaming videos and the house burned down.

Ping by Dooberfish November 22, 2021

Ping 

Tempermental nerd with a gift for annoying sounds, pixel art, and mastering musical instruments. A subpar sibling but a model student, Pings are known to hibernate most of the day with their heads buried in their phones while slowly drowning in their own waste.

Ping was supposed to babysit but fell asleep watching Japanese Minecraft videos and the house burned down.

Ping by Dooberfish November 22, 2021

Ping 

An absolute legend of a peep. Loves to get munted on the weekend with his crew Horatio, El Bosso and E Bae. Can be found fully
Muller-riced at the All Bar One on some cheeky Snow in Putney Bridge. Or losing his shit when he’s spilt Nauf-De-Pap on his salmon leg wrappers. A totes Archbishop of Banter-bury and he loves a cheeky nandos. Also goes by the yawn moniker “Simon”.

Person one: hey, have you met ping?
Person two: fuck yes I have, what a ledge.
Person one: why is he called ping? Is he Chinese?
Person two: Hell no, it’s because his bloody cellular won’t stop pinging off. The ladies LOVE a bit of ping.
Person one: how insightful. What an utter bad man.

Ping by Horatio86 November 24, 2021

Ping 

A Parasite in your Spanish class

Stop ping

Ping by miaw cats December 7, 2021

Ping 

Ping is a power hungry man and he is also very salty over little things.

Ping wants all the high ranks.

Ping by Kieran Gibson Wilson April 16, 2022