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douche-o-phobia 

somone who is scared of OR cannot fucking stand douche bags.
me: David is a fucking douch bag im not going near that kent
you: lol ur fucking douche-o-phobic... although, im not going near that fucker either.
douche-o-phobia by Anonymouse March 27, 2004

Tosh-Phobia 

The fear, phobia of doing somthing embarrasssing or stupid becasue you think someone will get a video of it and that video will eventually make it to tosh.0.
-Did you notice how Bob did not do any tricks today at the skate park?

- Yes I did, I think Bob might have Tosh-Phobia.
Tosh-Phobia by zpaul17 July 31, 2010

Choad Phobia 

The fear of any person who may appear to have a choad. This includes people who are stocky or butch, who are presumed to have a choad.
Choad Phobia by Vixx-69 October 17, 2008

Flocka-phobia 

The initial reaction upon hearing a song by the notorious WAKA FLOCKA FLAME before realizing that he is a musical genius and a scholar.
hip hop scholar: Did you hear Flocka's new hit single?
person: I don't waste my time with that nonsense?!
hip hop scholar: Youv'e got a bad case of FLOCKA-phobia, HES SO HOODRICH

person: true true
Flocka-phobia by FAILmail5000 June 12, 2011

Elijah phobia 

the fear of Elijah Daniel(lil phag)
Twitters faggot
bro,i got the Elijah phobia
Elijah phobia by my name jeff 69 January 13, 2020

Bus phobia 

Fear of buses or going on a bus because you are afraid you may possibly be mugged, stabbed, shot or robbed
Matthew has bus phobia because he thinks he might get stabbed while on a bus.
Bus phobia by Yeet kilz June 28, 2023