Patty and Selma

Patty and Selma Bouvier are fictional characters on the long running, animated show "The Simpsons". They are the older twin sisters of Marjorie Jacqueline "Marge" Simpson(nee Bouvier). The twins each have large, puffy light-purple hair. They are both avid smokers with graveled voices, presumably hereditary as both their mother and sister have the same graveled voices. Although they are largely the same, there are a few ways that they are different. The main way being that Patty is a lesbian. Selma wears a sleeveless, knee length blue dress and oval necklace while Patty wears a short sleeved, knee length orange dress, with blue pearls. Both sisters desperately hate Homer Simpson, their brother in law and do everything they can to cause him pain and humiliation.

Patty: Hey, Selma, there's Homer, going into the kwiki mart.
Selma: We could spray paint his car.
Patty: We could never do that. We're not lonely old maids, with nothing better to do than smoke and troll other people...oh, wait, we are!!!
Selma: I'll get the paint.

Oh, Patty and Selma.

by PositivelyPisces June 12, 2016

Crappy Patty

When someone shits between someone else’s bootycheeks and it smooshes to make a patty, with the cheeks as the buns.

“I want me a pipin’ steamy spicy crappy patty right now.”

by Mr. Kraps April 25, 2019

sandy patty

When you get a dry handjob.

I didn’t want to see him again so I gave him a sandy patty.

Grab the lube, no more sandy patties.

by BIGDRYWAFF October 2, 2021

Pitty Patty

The foot prints left from a small animal.

Look John! There are some pitty pattys in the snow over here!

by Fallenwhitesnow January 24, 2022

Frick frack patty whack

A phrase used for serious dismay or discontent or a phrase used before sharing exciting and good news

"Frick frack patty whack that soup is bangin!" Or "Frick frack patty whack I can't believe I got an F on my test."

by Kosh Jeller December 18, 2016

Pepper mint Patty

As shown on Sex Drive. when he/she gives a blow job with a minty in his/her mouth causing a cool sensation

first dude - "dude I was with this chick last night and she totally gave me a pepper mint patty"
second dude - "yeah that sounds kinda weird, how did it feel?"
first dude - "like I'd never need to clean my dick again"

by Tinkerbabe June 5, 2009

Squat Patty

The mass of feces in the toilet that is not quite solid, nor is it completely loose. Generally created by squatting on the toilet bowl and cutting loose with sounds and substance until completion. When you look into the bowl and see the mass of feces, you have got yourself a Squat Patty.

Frank went into the restroom and after about 45 minutes of sitting on the toilet grunting, was proud of the Squat Patty he left behind.

by Aeryck October 24, 2004