Colleague #1: Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not gonna steal that circular saw are you?
Colleague #2: It's not stealing, it's a perk of the job
Colleague #2: It's not stealing, it's a perk of the job
by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020
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Get the perks and pain mug." The Perk Friend" definition: a friend who is really shady acting but in public will pretend so hard that the friend (aka victim) actually is their best and only friend just to leach off the perks said friend(aka victim)has to offer them. Whether it be meals, transportation, favor of other friends of said friend(aka victim) has and all other resources but when no perks are available they are back to acting shady and coasting by awaiting another opportunity to get perks.
Stacie said that Kiki was being a perk friend because she is always around when she seems to benefit from it only.
by Jayeverell August 22, 2021
Get the perk friend mug.Perk pussy is when a female who is either on a perk.( word can be used for non users
like me too) gets so relaxed and horny she bendable and flexable for hours and she stay hot and wet..
like me too) gets so relaxed and horny she bendable and flexable for hours and she stay hot and wet..
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Get the perk pussy mug.When a person refers to themselves as "geekin off the perks" they are usually referring to being very studious like and nerdy looking while, simultaneously not losing all sens of their self worth. Similar to saying "off the perks" but more nuanced. Do not get these two phrases mixed up. When someone announces that they are "geekin off the perks" most of the time they haven't taken any drugs or they are still on the perks.
While me and my friends were talking in a group chat I kept getting the urge to spam them with a picture of one of our favorite twitch streamers. This behavior was out of place and threw the conversation off so I said "sorry guys, I am geekin off the perks" as an explanation for my previous behavior.
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Get the geekin off the perks mug.A school full of bad athletes, and not that smart of kids unless if you’re name is Justin Jaworski, Meagan Jonassen, Emma Miley, and Nia Daisy
by Tina Long October 27, 2019
Get the Perk Valley mug.Jim got so perk-pissed he smashed his computer monitor with a hammer then started eating pieces of the monitor, later regretting it.
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