An individual of extremely little intelligence, and of contrasting aggression. The individual, if male must be small and be within posession of a squeaky voice and have an ego of that of a huge 20 year old body-builder when in reality the owner of the aforesaid ego is as skinny as a twig. Uses highly offensive insults such as 'Ya mam!' or 'skag 'ead', has a distinct ability to pronounce H's or T's, most prominent on the words 'skag 'ead' and 'gutted' respectively. Not a single townie will have a realistic view of themselves and will perceive themselves to be genuine figures of inspiration in 'ardness' and that no-one will dare 'mess wit dem' for fear of being 'shitted up'. A townie's music taste will consist of anything with a repetitive beat and a minimum of vocals hence: "Push me, and then just touch me, so I can get my, satisfaction" from a townies perspective, the less complex and content of lyrics the better, in order to make it more digestable. Dress sense includes a backwards cap, tracksuit bottom, stud or small hoop in one or both ears, tracksuit bottoms (cheap) and hair style must be in perfectly formed 'french crop', vanity is an important aspect in being a townie.
Townie No. 1: 'Ere ya skag'ead, I wanna see dem needlemarks in ya arms ya skag'ead.
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!
Townie No. 2: Yeah, you iz such a skag'ead Phat Rush, you iz wew phat.
Townie No. 3: Phat beats on Fursday!
by The Right Honourable Dr. Sir Alexander Thomas Morgan Morris III December 14, 2003
Get the Townies (Towny made redundant as you'll never see one alone) mug."Stop touchin' my pants like that or my One Eyed Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger is gunna come out and slap you across the face, BITCH!"
by Kay-Cizzle April 24, 2006
Get the one eyed purple headed yogurt slinger mug.A phrase often used to indicate to you that:
1. The person has absolutely no idea what you just said.
2. You are a complete loser and the other person just does not want to talk to you.
3. Is trying to avoid the question.
1. The person has absolutely no idea what you just said.
2. You are a complete loser and the other person just does not want to talk to you.
3. Is trying to avoid the question.
Did you hear our professor's ludicrous rant on the consequences of mal-formed subprime mortgate ratings?
-Uh, I'll get back to you on that one.
Hey man, wanna go somewhere?
-I'll get back to you on that one.
Hey, where's that 10 bucks I lent you the other day?
-I'll get back to you on that one.
-Uh, I'll get back to you on that one.
Hey man, wanna go somewhere?
-I'll get back to you on that one.
Hey, where's that 10 bucks I lent you the other day?
-I'll get back to you on that one.
by DanLi February 18, 2010
Get the I'll get back to you on that one mug.by Emberlix February 19, 2005
Get the 68 and i owe you one mug.The female version of your man. Usually used to point out some you haven't bothered/don't know the name of.
by Jimbo_oc September 27, 2007
Get the your one mug.A) Stick your face in her butt...
B) Yuck dude!
A) Come on baby get yo feet wet...
B) Shut up man...
A) Put your One two in her three four :P
B) Yuck dude!
A) Come on baby get yo feet wet...
B) Shut up man...
A) Put your One two in her three four :P
by NidgeDFX June 12, 2018
Get the Put your one two in her three four mug.Insinuating that a man has had or been close to having a homosexual encounter, derogatory.
Usually referring to the male anatomy, or related encounters.
Not commonly understood the first time, timing, setting, and general audience increases effect. Such as a bar surrounded by semi-lucid people. Used similarly but not same as, that's what she said.
Usually referring to the male anatomy, or related encounters.
Not commonly understood the first time, timing, setting, and general audience increases effect. Such as a bar surrounded by semi-lucid people. Used similarly but not same as, that's what she said.
by The other Agent August 26, 2010
Get the You've seen one close mug.