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hit that scale

The scale of 1-10 on women's sexiness
1 being no chance, 5 being average, ten being you really want to but are you good enough. So 1-5 not so good 6-10 great.
Me: So where would you put her in the hit that scale
Mate: Hit that high (must be over a 7)
Me: Really i'd hit that low bat it straight on over to the next guy.

Me: Woah hit that?
Mate: Hit that with a 9 iron all the way to the hole
by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016
mugGet the hit that scalemug.

Farmville Scale

The Farmville scale is a scale used to determin the excitment of someones social life. The bigger the farmville farm the less likely someone has an exciting and busy social life.
Her farm on farmville is huge, but using the farmville scale she must be a loser.
by Fuzzylump August 26, 2010
mugGet the Farmville Scalemug.

scales dodger

A person (usually obese) avoiding concrete evidence they have put on more weight.
In the space of five years, Randy went from an 11 stone fitness fanatic to a 19 stone bloater, a hardened scales dodger, constantly blaming his washing machine for shrinking his clothes.
by xoorox September 15, 2010
mugGet the scales dodgermug.

Echino Scale

The Echino scale assigns a single number to quantify the amount of gayness in an individual or event.
The Machine was clearly a 8.5 on the Echino scale. I haven't seen that many chaps since the gay pride parade.
by IamMcShovin December 8, 2010
mugGet the Echino Scalemug.

Schwasted Scale

A scale from 1-10 on how messed up or shitfaced you truly are, either high, drunk, or both.

10 --- Schwasted

5 --- Half way there

1 --- Just getting started
Tensky --- So schwasted, you're gone!
-How you feelin' on the schwasted scale?
-- Definitely feelin' a tensky
by schwaste24/7 November 15, 2009
mugGet the Schwasted Scalemug.

Chang Scale

The Chang Scale is a universal measurement of how high a person is.

The scale is organized as follows:
0 - Sober
1 - Semi
2 - Subdued
3 - Stoned
4 - Stupid
5 - Surreal
Hope: Dude, I'm so high

Johnna: Wait, how high?

Hope: I'd say on the Chang Scale, I'm about a 3.5

Johnna: Nice!
by swagattack789 November 21, 2017
mugGet the Chang Scalemug.

dictor scale

Rating someone on a scale of 1 to 10 identifying the odds that you would fuck them.
Brent: "That slut is definitely a 10 on my dictor scale."

Reid: "Yah? She's only an 8 on mine because she was once a dictim of two guys at the same time"
by brentionary September 6, 2013
mugGet the dictor scalemug.

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