Oliver

Oliver is a dumb little college bitch who didn't watch Scooby-Doo. Considered the odd one out even amongst homeschoolers, meeting an Oliver will almost always be the most uncomfortable feeling you've ever had. He's usually the tallass ginger that falls asleep in class, and passes with C's. He's generally socially irrelevant and is useless at parties. Probably has war stories about gay boy scouts, or something weird like that.

College Chad 1: Bro, did you see Oliver walk into class 30 minutes late? lmao

College Chad 2: No, I actually didn't.

College Chad 3: Yoooo, that dude? I ate hot dogs with him in Boy Scouts.

by chloe_isnt_that_bad April 11, 2022

Oliver

Oliver's are sexy af, jeez you ain't even know, They are so smart Einstein can't compete with them

You want to be an Oliver

by hauxxxx December 30, 2020

Oliver

Definition of a piece of shit

Oliver throws himself pity parties for being a piece of shit

by Hshaoqu77 June 2, 2018

Oliver

He is a knuckle-headed,bitchy type of person. His voice is very annoying,and screechy.

Yo,Oliver is so annoying.He is always screaming!

by 👑♥Curly-Head_Godess♥👑 February 8, 2019

Oliver

Un petite retarde.

Oliver: Hey James, what does petite retarde mean? is that spanish?

by Anonymoussed December 30, 2011

Oliver

Oliver is a gay grease ball who thinks hes "a fucking savage" when really hes just a gay ass white boy that looks at shitty memes all day

Oh my God that gay is such an oliver

by Hahah5616 November 25, 2019

Oliver

Oliver is that guy who's perfect and gorgeous any girl who looks at him will fall in love instantly and gets any girl he wants he can lift 20 tons without breaking a sweat he can outrun a cheetah

#sexy#awesome#OMG#chickmagnet

Guy: hey look its Oliver
Girl: where
Guy: there wait where did you go
sees girl over Oliver already in love with him

by Damnfineguy September 19, 2017