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Oliver

Oliver is a dumb little college bitch who didn't watch Scooby-Doo. Considered the odd one out even amongst homeschoolers, meeting an Oliver will almost always be the most uncomfortable feeling you've ever had. He's usually the tallass ginger that falls asleep in class, and passes with C's. He's generally socially irrelevant and is useless at parties. Probably has war stories about gay boy scouts, or something weird like that.
College Chad 1: Bro, did you see Oliver walk into class 30 minutes late? lmao

College Chad 2: No, I actually didn't.

College Chad 3: Yoooo, that dude? I ate hot dogs with him in Boy Scouts.
by chloe_isnt_that_bad April 11, 2022
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Oliver's are sexy af, jeez you ain't even know, They are so smart Einstein can't compete with them
You want to be an Oliver
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Oliver throws himself pity parties for being a piece of shit
by Hshaoqu77 June 2, 2018
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He is a knuckle-headed,bitchy type of person. His voice is very annoying,and screechy.
Yo,Oliver is so annoying.He is always screaming!
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Oliver: Hey James, what does petite retarde mean? is that spanish?
by Anonymoussed December 30, 2011
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Oliver is Oliver and you are dead inside
Oliver cried because he is always the 3rd wheel scoobs
by SharkbotJonesYT February 19, 2019
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Sex god of note, if you ever get the chance to sleep with one do it as it is memorable as there enormous penis often get the nickname legend
Oliver my saviour
by Truthr June 29, 2018
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