octopus claws

When you're holding a cat and they suddenly sprout claws from every limb, usually when they know what's coming and they don't like it

I went to take my cat inside and she went all octopus claws

by iglesia1995 May 16, 2008

Octopus Stage

adj. The stage that frequently falls between the two stages of tipsy, and drunk.

Nah, Jimbob only made it to the octopus stage last night.

I'm at the octopus stage!

I wash athe octhopush sage!

see also: octopussy

by Le Passenger May 19, 2008

octopus clap

When two women push their vaginas together in such a fast motion that it makes a clapping and sucking noise.

ex: "she just scissored with that chick so hard I could hear an octopus clap

by cheeseytaconight March 5, 2014

octopus hat

When eight guys arrange their dicks on your head like the tentacles of an octopus.

Let's round up the guys and give this girl a good ol' octopus hat

by Stonewalljackson January 5, 2015

Octopussiest

(pronounced oct-to-puss-e-est) A person (or a group of people) who make squirming motions on their cheeks with their fingers and make incomprehensible noises with their mouths.

"What's that over there, that thing at table six? She's causing a commotion"
"Oh, she's an Octopussiest. She always does that crap."

by ny00m_ April 13, 2015

octopediaphobia

The fear of eight footed creatures

Matt: I heard that Ryan has octopediaphobia. He wouldn't get near the bug with 8 feet.

by lydia/lauren/loser/lonitic November 14, 2015

Octopuss

It's like fingering a girl in the vagina exept you use 4 fingers and wiggle them around like octopuss legs

Yo I just gave my girlfriend the octopuss

by ~Its_Me~ July 17, 2016