A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 19, 2010
by Clemky August 02, 2019
LOOK UP URBAN DICTIONARY
"A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex."
"A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex."
by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 09, 2021
A sexual maneuver where a man and woman are partaking in casual missionary sex, and another man is anally penetrating the man that is currently in the missionary position. A second female then mounts the face of the first female, and gets cunnilingus performed on her.
by Krispy Bizkut April 25, 2018
Someone who’s been with you since the beginning and generally supports you. (Could be from the beginning of a certain period of time or situation.)
My Mom has been with me all my life. She is my A one from day one.
John is my A one from day one. We started this job at the same time.
John is my A one from day one. We started this job at the same time.
by LiteBrite169 December 22, 2021
A Navy Seals adige meaning if you have two things and one breaks you always have one left but if you have one and it breaks, you have none
“I was in the water and my googles broke. Then I couldn’t stay down any more”
“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
“Dude, two is one and one is none. What were you thinking?”
by BMc2 September 19, 2023
While playing one's cards close to one's chest often refers to secretive behavior, it is nowadays being used as a euphemism for breast binding.
A lesbian or trans man may be referred to as someone who plays their cards close to their chest, especially when one is not sure what pronouns to use.
A lesbian or trans man may be referred to as someone who plays their cards close to their chest, especially when one is not sure what pronouns to use.
Oh, that's not a man, that's Hannah. She's got great tits but she's a butch and prefers to play her cards close to her chest.
That's Taylor, he can't play tag with us because he's playing his cards close to his chest and we don't want his lungs collapsing.
I saw Alex at the gym yesterday! It was pretty shocking because she usually plays her cards close to her chest but I guess she just uses a sports bra for working out.
Playing one's cards close to one's chest should be done safely and intermittently.
That's Taylor, he can't play tag with us because he's playing his cards close to his chest and we don't want his lungs collapsing.
I saw Alex at the gym yesterday! It was pretty shocking because she usually plays her cards close to her chest but I guess she just uses a sports bra for working out.
Playing one's cards close to one's chest should be done safely and intermittently.
by King UwU Bean November 09, 2023