Rotten Oklahoma

When someone, after having sex, tackles their partner and shoves their unsuspecting face into feces while shouting, "Oklahoma!"

"I gave that chick from the club a Rotten Oklahoma, but she hasn't called me back yet."

by DonaldDump August 18, 2016

smoking oklahoma

When you jerk off while smoking a black and mild and when you jizz, you use the stream to put out the cigar. A little burn here and there means you're doing something right... Mmm did i smell bacon??

Man, I pulled a smoking oklahoma earlier, and now i can't get this damn cigar lit again!

by Mr_StealYoGirl October 9, 2015

Oklahoma blinker

When a driver rides the line of the lane they want to enter for a few seconds before moving into that lane, regardless if someone is in the way.

That guy just used an Oklahoma blinker and ran that van off the road!

by queenofthewastes March 17, 2015

Oklahoma Hickey

Noun. A branding in which a bruise around the eye occurs after sustaining impact from a consensual lover upon discovering an infidelity

After discovering his affair with a transexual stripper, his wife showed her disapproval by giving him an Oklahoma hickey

by Libre Nacho May 16, 2020

Oklahoma Twister

A sex act in which a woman spins on top of a males dick like a tornado while screaming

Person 1: Did you and jessica do anything last night
Person 2: bro you will not believe this jessica gave me an oklahoma twister
Person 1: Damn bro

by DarkLord66 October 28, 2020

Oklahoma Tornado

When you take your hand and you rotate it around really fast then you drill someone in the nuts.

I gave Jimmy an Oklahoma Tornado last night when he was done pissing.

by J Clutch March 19, 2014

Oklahoma Hitchhiker

Unsolicited sexual favors from: a) a hitchhiker; b) anyone occupying the passenger seat of a moving motor vehicle.

I thought Carly and I were just friends; but when the sun set outside of Kansas City she went all Oklahoma Hitchhiker ALL OVER my junk.

by bergbachmetz August 10, 2010