oats

A slang term for various oral STDs, most specifically herpes.

Kelly went down on him and now she has oats.

by wizard101 July 11, 2008

space oats

Like oats, only in space.

"Space corn... space oats... space wheat..."

by lunar April 04, 2003

rolled oats

means your fucking lanky ugly looking fellow

"see that kid over there Dylan, he looks like rolled oats"

by Isotretinoin August 09, 2018

Quaker Oats

Adjective. a word used to describe someone who fits the stereotypical conservative look, like a typical quaker.

Dude 1: Dude, did you see that Amish Lady with the hair net?

Dude 2: Sheeah dude, 'course. She was super Quaker Oats, 100% For SURE!

by savetheicebears July 02, 2010

maggie oates

a vurrry sexy climpy

god. that maggie oates is succch a retard. but so hawt

by youknowitlucas January 24, 2010

Captain Oates

A euphemism for the male genitalia.

Some bitch was bein' hella clownish, so I slapped her in the face with Captain Oates.
OR
Wanna pet Captain Oates?

by dirty rob November 22, 2003

feeling oats

you are being like a child, rowdy, restless

Hey jim. Stop feeling oats!

by billdaskid February 20, 2011