spreading the nutella

Code for taking a shit.

Bro 1: What you doing?
Bro 2: Spreading the Nutella.

by Itwatudo March 6, 2017

Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains

Fancy having a Nutella Baguette? That baguette had loads of nutella on it

by kramitin99 June 13, 2016

Nutella Vagina

A sex move where one shits into the woman's vagina.

I gave my girlfriend a Nutella Vagina yesterday and I think she's packing her bags.

by epicpoggersbasedchadman February 23, 2021

Nutella Kiss

When you eat an unwashed booty and get fecal matter on your mouth, so you violently kiss them on the mouth as revenge for their poor hygiene.

Brad: "I was eating Karen's booty yesterday when I realized I had some fudgy goodness on my mouth so I gave her a nutella kiss as payback!"
Steve: "Serves her right!"

by Floppy Snack Pack August 15, 2015

nutella shower

When Bricky fills your shower with nutella and rubs your nipples with the nutella while you say fist me daddy

I wish bricky came to my house with nutella and gave me a nutella shower

by Kappas Pride August 28, 2015

nutella pinhammer

The act of shitting in your hand and using it a lubrication for masturbation.

Howard was turned down by the fat chick at the bar so decided to use the nutella pinhammer.

by Schudenbacher July 25, 2017

nutella corndog

Having anal sex with a dirty butthole.

Bro I just fucked Mayas brains out but when we pulled out of her asshole I had a Nutella corndog

by Goteem247 October 5, 2021