You've got a face that resembles the south end of a north bound goat

You are ugly

You've got a face that resembles the south end of a north bound goat

by Matthu Wyshart July 17, 2009

north forty

Way the hell out there; far away; bfe.

I parked in the north forty.

by Beaty May 31, 2006

Norah

A most wonderful being. Full of love and light, Norah can make you feel like the most special person in the entire world. Kind, caring, sensitive, loving, creative, smart, funny, easy going, addictive to be around. Can sometimes put too much on her plate, resulting in feelings of overwhelm, followed by anxiety and fear. Compassion and kind words can quell this consequence, however. Sexy and sly, the beauty of this creature is unmatched by any other woman in the world, on both the inside and out.

"That girl totally stole my heart." "Yah, everyone has a Norah in their life at one time or another."

by August Westbound February 3, 2010

North Dakotan Fuckin Bullshit

Everything shitty about North dakota -- which is everything.

Some examples include:

-Passive aggressiveness***
-tourist attractions mean that there is a larger than normal rock to look at, maybe some buffalo
-everyone drives literally 10 miles under the speed limit
-everyone thinks that they know everything because "their uncle dale read about it in a book somewhere"
-everyone is related to each other, but they'll still try to fuck each other, exclusively
-where "marijuana cigarettes" are a felony, but sure, go ahead, fuck your sister
- where Drake is considered "negro bumps" by the locals. If anyone is playing anything harder than Drake, the police are called
-It's flat

Ex. 1: North Dakota is one of the icyest places in the contiguous United States. Better throw some dirt on it & not put any road salt down!
Dave: Damn! That's some Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit!

Ex. 2:

Jerome: Hey susie, wanna hangout?
Susie: no, my stomach hurts
*Proceeds to post a million snap stories of "Chillin with my bestie!!! LOL xoxoxoxoxoxox" *
Jerome: Wow, couldn't you have just been straight up? Fucking North Dakotan fuckin bullshit

Ex. 3: North Dakotan driver pulls up to a left turn yield on green, and decides to wait 2 light cycles before turning, because the cars that are traveling at 25 mph are traveling "too fast" and there was "no time" to turn.
Chad: Are you fucking serious? That's actually some north dakotan fuckin bullshit right there

Ex. 4:

Richard: Hey, I was just wondering if I could get some help on some math homework today?
* two days pass *
Maggie: Oh sorry, I was at work!
Richard: Wow....the least you could've done was say you didn't know. That's the epitome of North Dakotan fuckin bullshit right there

by DJ Pissed As FUCK July 13, 2015

Northampton Area Middle School

Northampton Area Middle School (NAMS) where all your friendships will end and you're most likely going to get bullied. Where the teachers are cunts just like the girls there who think they are so damn perfect. NAMS doesn't care about your health, you could get shot and they would say "Here, use a band aid"

If you don't behave, I'll be sending you to Northampton Area Middle School!

by BossB!tch February 1, 2016

north richland hills

cool subarban city in north texas. breeds a preppy drug consuming bunch of whiteys. also known as nrh.

i scored a sack of weed in north richland hills.

by nealbts October 31, 2008

north cross school

a school which has the most pussy and cringey private kids
who challenge people to
locker box instead of fight because they are pussy. the school has a very nice athletic center but still seems to suck ass at most sports.... the school is built off of the honor code but everyone there cheats, does drugs, or is pussy asf.

“bro have u seen those north cross school kids?”
“yeah they pussy ash”
“why bro?”
“the kid challenged me to a locker box but didn’t even show up!”

by mr. dicknballs October 22, 2019