they are the same with Nintendo ninjas but worst, they come to peoples houses and sends a scary baby with red eyes to tear every organ in your body, or they lock you in your room with bio weapons tools to kill you.
Heavily Trained Employees in Black suits following the traditional ninja-yoroi, they will not stop until all ROM's are eliminated. When they complete their mission, they seemingly get back to Nintendo HQ.
Hey Bob! I just downloaded Paper Mario: Sticker Star for absolutely free!
Jeff, you know what happens when you download free ROM's.
What?
Jeff, The Nintendo Ninjas, they won't stop until you're dead, I should leave.
They still haven't come for me, so I'm gonna give them the wakeup call by flexing my ROMS. I have a 8TB External SSD for my Wii U boasting with every game existed all the way up to the Wii U. The entire setup costed $9,999,999. All of that and Nintendo still hasn't come for me. Come holla at me.
Employees in black suits who drive large black suburbans hired by Nintendo to investigate game leaks, leakers, hackers, illegal game rom sites, and those who download those roms