panty ninja

A guy who is able to stealthily infiltrate, using charm or bravado, almost any female's defense barrier, namely whatever pantywear is "defending" her lower territories.

Greg: Yo, Eric, can you believe TJ hit that blonde chick's gash last night?
Eric: Shit, man, TJ's a freakin' panty ninja.

Although Meegan was really a cum dumpster, she often acted demure so guys would feel like panty ninjas when she finally pulled down her drawers.

by mr pinky June 26, 2007

loot ninja

An mmorpg term referring to a devious being who takes phat l00t that is not rightfully his. They often try to cover up their evil ways by blaming their non existent little brother.

Angry party member: Hey you stole my phat l00t!

Loot ninja: I'm sorry my little brother was playing! It's not my fault!

by Tvet July 5, 2007

Grill Ninja

Experienced, skilled culinary artist or cook. Capable of multi-tasking, with great knowledge of steak, cooking methods and food products. By nature, the Grill Ninja should have special skills and talents in combat arts. It may be difficult to see a Grill Ninja, as they are always in the middle of the action. A Grill Ninja can be found working their magic in an indoor or outdoor cooking environment.

Like a Grill Ninja, the kitchen staff cooked 200 steaks, prepared a catering and finished cleaning the kitchen.

by grillninja75 January 2, 2012

Web Ninja

An individual who knows how to build blogs and create a residual income stream from selling digital products online. All they need is a laptop and WiFi to live their best life. A web ninja typically travels around the world and sleeps in every day. They live life on their own terms.

Damn, Pat is living in Mexico again for the whole Winter. What a web ninja.

by Pat Ness May 27, 2018

North Face Ninja

The description you'd use to describe some chav who hangs out outside Tesco's at 9:30pm, has on a north face cap, north face gloves, a north face jacket, a shitty face mask and a fake pair of 110's.

Mike " Just got me new full north face outfit, gloves hat and everything"
Steve " Christ mike don't go out looking like a north face ninja would you..."

by MccathryTalksAboutChavvyStuff July 6, 2016

anal ninja

A man, either straight or gay, who stealthily jams his member into an unsuspecting victims anus.

"Wow, Dave just rammed it in! He truly is an anal ninja"

by Johnnyh June 29, 2006

ninja shit

To sneak into the bathroom while someone is mid-shower, take a shit, and exit, leaving only the scent of shit wafting about the bathroom on the steamy air to announce the shitter's presence.

"God dammit! Brian ninja shit me again."

by faton4paws June 22, 2014