Nico

A person who is a triggered homosexual. There is also a song called Nico Nico Nii but nobody seems to give a shit about that. Best known for having their schlong in their boyfriend's asshole in an alleyway 24/7. They are circumcised cause the idea of getting HIV turns them into a pussy. They look like a toilet brush doused in poo pourri. Nobody wants to be a Nico.
Example 1 - Person 1: God dammit Nico stop talking about which guy you would smash cause nobody cares.

Example 2 - Person 1: Was Nico from the Backstreet Boys?

Person 2: Nah man I think he was one of those lads from Big Time Rush.
by moyai May 11, 2019
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Nico

A 14 year old girl that wishes she was an accepted member on RC, but the only place she is accepted at is ReC; the downfall filled with children of the age 12-18 who are obsessed with porn.

Her daily life consists of waking up (why can't she die in her sleep?) and jumping onto her computer for a good fingering session while she watches some of her favorite porn (don't they start out young?) then she will waltz onto MSN and link her online porn watchers (friends) to the sexiest video she has ever seen, while she presses the keys with her vag infected fingers.
She'll then log onto mara when she realizes her bodily needs are happy and will try to be ttly cool and outstanding, when really, everyone outside of ReC is laughing at her stupidity.
"I just finished watching porn. I, Nico, adore it"
by ahahahasuckerr August 22, 2009
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nico nico nee

Cancerouse movement a loli anime girl does in a squeky voice
Kate:nico nico nee
Jim: i will shoot you nico nico nee one more time
Kate: nico.....nico...NEE
*gunshot*
Jim:one less cancerous person on this earth.
by KawaiiAmaria March 09, 2018
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Nico

A bright, spoiled but all too loveable lil sister.. often jealous of her older sisters, she tries to compete to no avail.. She was adopted by the family from some sewer rat people in New York City, and has been with them ever since. A great aunt. Always thinks of others. Is waaaaay too boy crazy.
You like HIM too? Gosh, ur such a NICO!
by Panganay February 03, 2010
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Nico refers to the mastodon user @fursuit@trollian.space they are a terrible poster and cryptid. They speak to their higher commander @sasuke@trollian.space
Nico: Sasuke is the most amazing person on all of trollian.space

Sasuke: Like, do not bully people
by Jane cROW March 16, 2019
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Nico

A amazing guy who loves with all his heart! He also is and always will be in love with a girl named Sydney. Nico’s go crazy for Sydney’s. If you are a Sydney and you find a nico consider your self very lucky
Wow that’s a true couple. Nico&sydney
by Real5678913 October 17, 2019
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Nico Nico Kneecaps

A phrase used out of annoyance when someone says "Nico Nico Nii" one too many times.
Person 1: Nico Nico Nii!
Person 2: Nico Nico Nii!
Person 1: Nico Nico-
Person 3: Dude. If you don't stop, I'm gonna break your Nico Nico Kneecaps.
by LiterallyBored March 26, 2022
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