Poseidon’s Net

It is when you put a layer of toilet paper in the toilet water before going poop, to catch a turd and prevent a Posidon’s kiss.

Ever since I’ve began using the Poseidon’s net, I’ve greatly reduced getting wet ass from Poseidon’s kiss.

by Poseidon’s Net April 8, 2019

cargo net

the pubic hair surrounding the 'bung hole' or anus. commonly used to catch accidential 'cargo' in a net like fation. thre is a diffrence between a dingleberry and 'cargo' in that a dingle berry can break loose at any given movement and a peice of 'cargo' is firmly supported.

i frequently use my brothers toothbrush to free any unwanted 'stragglers'

by shoot UPS trucks May 17, 2004

Net Blindness

In sports, the ability only to see the other players on the field/ice, and not the net into which you are supposed to attempt to score.

"God damnit!, Tim Connoly's got another bout of net blindness. He tried that impossible pass instead of shooting the fucking puck!"

by EricGCharlotte February 21, 2008

Netting Fools

Deceiving large groups of people. Conning for a living. A con artist going fishing for suckers.

For a good many years 'Slick Rick' succeeded in netting fools, till one day he netted the wise, costing him dearly.

by Famties September 4, 2008

Ball net

The net inside a bathing suit that contains your balls

Man, I wana go swimming but my bathing suit doesnt have a ball net, and I'm not trying to hang brain at the party.

by Muchoconsado February 22, 2020

Tiny Net

(1) Something that Betty (Master Pain), from the movie Kung Pow: Fists of Fury, uses to stop the Chosen One. It is a small net made of rope, just big enough to fit over a persons head.
(2) A death sentence
(3) Sure-fire way to stop your enemy in a fight.
(4) A net, that is tiny.

Subordinate: "Betty, that tiny net was sure-fire!"
Master Pain: "Yes...the Tiny Net is a death sentence...you see it is a NET, and it is TINY. Ha, HA. Ha, HA!"

by MoldySpore June 25, 2008

netted dolphin

When a guy tries to put his penis in a girls ass and she turns her head back denying entry and makes the sound "ehh ehh" (Dolphin Sound)

I tried to put it in my girls butt, but she gave me the netted dolphin.

by J Tear Knee January 15, 2008