Napoleoned

A corrupt Berkshire boar fisting your arsehole raw with a unwashed trotter

I heard Tom swift got Napoleoned last night while peeling off a Mexican pancake

by Td999 March 31, 2017

Napoleon fish

a giant fish with a boob attached to its head

its a napoleon fish

by iddunno July 19, 2020

Napulitan Kisses

A kiss that tastes like the best pizza you’ve ever had.

Lia: sending Napulitan kisses
Me: what’s the difference between that and a normal kiss?
Lia: it feels like how good pizza tastes

by Euphoriasgone November 7, 2020

napoletani

German’s biggest Mafia Family with a 10 feet Australian Dinosaur. They often drink Actimel.

These Napoletani’s sure have a lot of money

by Yeayeet November 22, 2021

Napoleon Day

March 15, the day that the amazing 'Upgrade Your Grilling Game' ad by Napoleon Grills was published, in which a man hates his family and upgraded them to a grill which is all he loves in this world

"It's Napoleon day"
"What?"
"You should've been sent to the curb a long time ago"
"??????????"

by Gareth2 March 24, 2022

Double Napple Grapple

Double Napple Grapple: to squeeze both nipples of a friend until the point of pain.

Usually seen in goups of men, the double napple grapple is a method of showing affection in a masculine way, often used in retaliation for a napple grapple recently received. To perform the double napple grapple properly both nipple should be squeezed while counter rotating the wrists until the recipient squeals in pain.

After Charles gave a napple grapple to Justin, Justin retaliated with a double napple grapple.

by escapethefate February 5, 2010

napolean dynamite

the best flippin movie ever made...gosh...what do you think?

hey napolean what did you do last summer....
i was hunting wolverines with my uncle in alaska..god...what do you think?!!1

by roy January 17, 2005