A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.
Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.
by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009
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The nad puncher

Large two handed weapon, preferably a war hammer, used for the specific purpose of killing people by hitting them in the nads over and over again.
My brother was pissing me off so I had to bring out The Nad Puncher!
by TheBillster August 17, 2012
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Digi-nads

The digi-nads in Mexico City are responsible for an increase in rents
by Digi-nad #uno January 09, 2023
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Nad Nudger

A trapped fart that escapes by nudging a ball out of the way
That fart was a Nad Nudger, it nearly took my nut with it.
by Dodgyfinger February 16, 2022
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nads

the tallest person on earth and also is very lean and will have abs very VERY soon AND IF SHE WERE A MARIO CHARACTER ITD BE SUPER MARIO
omg its nads the tall person!!!
by imhardrn May 29, 2023
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Nad

by Jimah August 12, 2017
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