by kwirx November 14, 2003
A denizen of Acomb North Yorkshire, who sports an institutional haircut, has hands like shovels and makes indiscriminate hog noises.
Eeeeh, you numpt-eh!
by meark October 27, 2003
a real ditzy blonde from out in the sticks. she smells sheep and really likes someone called ****
WOHOO YA NUMPTY!!!!!!!
WOHOO YA NUMPTY!!!!!!!
by friend November 05, 2002
by Jim July 14, 2003
a self centred oppinionated iq searching sociopath called kev...who cannot dance gets a sad on at every occasion and spends all his time sucking up to the likes of David Brent..... he might also have a middle management jobby in the council.. and drives a souped up audi.
by plain but smart November 01, 2005
When ones balls and dick stick to the side of there leg, usually after sitting for long periods of time
by Fernley November 22, 2005