by Gazonkie February 20, 2006
When someone "casually" leaves an object or article of clothing in the home of a person they have just randomly slept with - thereby ensuring that they have an excuse to see this person again.
by mercedesdelmar August 08, 2005
To exit in an outward direction. As opposed to exiting inward. That's probably not even possible, but maybe like a disappearing girl in a magic act? Who know.
by Breck Stein September 13, 2008
The art of taking off from work feigning illness, or some other family or personal emergency, when one wishes to be off for other reasons that would not be approved by the boss!
Yea, I heard Tom took off from work yesterday. I know he's on slick leave, because I saw him fishing on his boat yesterday!
by Glenn K. Garnes September 14, 2005
time earned by employees throughout the year that once accumulated can then be used at their discretion to validate abscence from work before going postal on an a dickhead boss.
my boss is all up in my shit lately. then he wants to cry talkin about "his job so stressful". he best chill back before i bust out with a couple weeks of dick leave on his ass! then he gonna see stressful for real when he doing BOTH our jobs!
by BILLicitly ilLEgAL May 22, 2009
I am so tired of raking the leaves for your mom, she needs to shave that shit and get rid of the problem.
by LixxLaJoy December 06, 2006
Usually performed by defecating in someones toilet other than your own. Then you carefully leave the bathroom and look for somewhere else to wipe. The next person in the bathroom is stunned to see the "orphans" in the toilet. May also be tastefully displayed by first lining the toilet water with carefully folded toilet paper, thereby ensuring your orphans won't drown.
by Pete North February 04, 2005