Nils

If you have a Nils in your life, you’re one of the luckiest persons in the world. He is gorgeous, smart, intelligent, loyal and one of the best friends you’ll ever have. There is a big soft and sensible heart beneath his hard, hairy chest (which is the best place to lay down your head for a nap, by the way). It’s difficult to gain his trust and love because he has made some hard experiences in the past. But once you have, he won’t let you down. A Nils will put you in the first place instead of himself. At times he can be stubborn and proud, which makes it hard to argue with him (besides that he is very good at argumentation and besides the fact that he is right most of the time). But letting him calm down he is perceptive, able to see when he was wrong and to say sorry, meaning it from the bottom of his heart. When you have a Nils, you have a caring, cheering, tender, lovingly, empathic person and a good listener in your life. He will make you feel safe, loved and that he cares for you. The cuddles of a Nils are the best ones, they’ll make you feel like you found your happy place just right there in his arms. The smile of a Nils brings joy in your heart, his kisses make you feel like there are thousands of stars exploding in your belly, and we don’t need to talk of the FANTASTIC sex, it’ll leave you breathless... So if you ever find a Nils – keep him!

- I think I fell in love with him, he is just perfect!

- So it must be a Nils, right?

- Yeah, his name is Nils!

by A.3010 January 25, 2022

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Nilism

Nilism is an American social community for... ethnic and religious outcasts. Americans who consider themselves to have ETHNICITIES of NONE, and RELIGIONS of NONE. The Asians who don't consider themselves Asian, the South Americans who don't consider themselves South American, the Europeans who don't consider themselves European, the Africans who don't consider themselves African, the Australians who don't consider themselves Australian, and last but not least, Antarcticans who don't consider themselves Antarctican. The people who would rather do something more prominent than attend church, the temple, or pray in general. A person is also considered a Nilist if they are born and/or raised in religious, constricting chains and refuses to accept it. Nilists are indubitably diversified and deride the groups who are single-raced. Do not confuse Nilism with Atheism, Atheism still embodies ethnicity. People who feel they do not belong to a coterie SHOULD be... to the race of Nilism.

People who believe in Nilism often shun single-raced societies.

by Isaac Ocean December 17, 2008

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Nils

A sexy motherfucker with beautiful locks, massive muscles and the perfect clothing style.
Known to be friend with Satan, christians don't like him very much, but other than that, he is the coolest person in the known universe.

Damn dude, you've seen Nils today? He really be vibin'.

by NilsButHeVibin October 15, 2019

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