ok noo sorry new jersey is fucking awsome has the best weed ever, best shows, hottest guys, nicest asses, all the gangsta ppl, rock ppl, beaches, mountains, city, country, rivers, money$$$ go out on a jersey night your garanteed to meet new ppl even if u just go tot eh same old mall next to ur house oh and another thing theres a mall at least every 10 minutes.we have the richest ppl, and the top murder city, we can also see new york from many places in nj..we have the nj devils which rock..also my chemical romance..www.weirdnj.com<---check that out its awsome i've been to a couple of those places and more not there..and why the fuck do ppl keep on talkingaboutit smelling i've been to california, ohio, florida, new york, pa, south carolina, north carolina, indiana, kentucky, connecticut,NJ is the best and it has snow and hot ass summer days..a typical end of summer night..bonfire, marshmellows, a few bowls, ..also we have the best fucking WOODS PARTIESS oh and new jersey smells like plain old fresh tree..not fucking i dont even kno wut u guys think it smells liek but it doesnt
We're from New Jersey- We keep it real.
by Jersey Shorty April 13, 2006
Get the New Jersey mug.The absolute worst excuse for a state. Less formally known as the armpit of America. A place where the people are so ignorant that only they can be proud to claim they are from New Jersey. The state has a strong and offensive odor to it, much like that of an overfilled garbage dump. It is cholk-full of guidos who bathe in tanning spray and axe and regurlarly spike their hair up with a ridiculous amount of gel. Also, it is illegal to pump your own gas there, a very smart law for the local government to pass because the danger of letting a New Jersey citizen handle a gas pump would be enormous due to their low I.Q. People from this area often visit New York City where they are despised by the majority of New Yorkers. There are more garbage dumps in New Jersey per square mile than any other state in the nation and it is still not enough to contain all the trash that can be viewed piled up on the side of the countless number of congested and polluted highways.
by chigoose2 October 26, 2010
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when people from like california think of us they think:
we say joisey
we're all italian
our state is a dump
what we're really like:
we say jurzee, not joisey. who the fuck came up w/ joisey?
we're not all italian, im not italian, im german and irish. and other fucking european countries
our state isnt a dump! only the borders are and near NYC
we can get our gas pumped for us, so wen its -2 degrees out, sucks for you!
oh ya the bes band is from here: bon jovi!
when people from like california think of us they think:
we say joisey
we're all italian
our state is a dump
what we're really like:
we say jurzee, not joisey. who the fuck came up w/ joisey?
we're not all italian, im not italian, im german and irish. and other fucking european countries
our state isnt a dump! only the borders are and near NYC
we can get our gas pumped for us, so wen its -2 degrees out, sucks for you!
oh ya the bes band is from here: bon jovi!
Fucked Up Person from like ND: eww u guys are dirty and who says joisey?
Awesome Person from New Jersey: 1. we're not dirty,at least we have a city and 2. i dont kno anyone from JERSEY who says joisey
Awesome Person from New Jersey: 1. we're not dirty,at least we have a city and 2. i dont kno anyone from JERSEY who says joisey
by Megan <33 January 14, 2009
Get the New Jersey mug.There are lots of reasons why New Jersey rocks.
We have some of the best colleges in the country (Princeton, Rutgers).
We have lots of sports teams, like the Nets, Jets, Giants, Devils, and we always follow New York teams too.
We've got a great outlook on life, even if we do live in one of the most corrupt states in the country, and we're never afraid
to have fun.
We have the best music scene outside of England, hands freaking down. My Chemical Romance, Bruce Springsteen, Fountains of Wayne.... seriously, the list doesn't end.
We have the best food in the country. We have the most diners out of any state. We know that hot dogs should always be deep fried until the casing gets ripped (only people from North Jersey know what I'm talking about). We've got the best pizza anywhere, even better than you, Chicago. And look no further than Jersey for the best damn Italian food you've ever had.
One more thing: Us Jersey girls make the best girlfriends.
I could go on for more, but I won't. Jersey rules. Eat it.
We have some of the best colleges in the country (Princeton, Rutgers).
We have lots of sports teams, like the Nets, Jets, Giants, Devils, and we always follow New York teams too.
We've got a great outlook on life, even if we do live in one of the most corrupt states in the country, and we're never afraid
to have fun.
We have the best music scene outside of England, hands freaking down. My Chemical Romance, Bruce Springsteen, Fountains of Wayne.... seriously, the list doesn't end.
We have the best food in the country. We have the most diners out of any state. We know that hot dogs should always be deep fried until the casing gets ripped (only people from North Jersey know what I'm talking about). We've got the best pizza anywhere, even better than you, Chicago. And look no further than Jersey for the best damn Italian food you've ever had.
One more thing: Us Jersey girls make the best girlfriends.
I could go on for more, but I won't. Jersey rules. Eat it.
by jerseygirl94 October 15, 2008
Get the New Jersey mug.Excluding Atlantic City and parts of the Jersey shore, a state that is no where near as good as both downstate and upstate New York. Despite the stereotypes, New York is much more real, less materialistic, and has more interesting towns and places to hang out.
Johnny grew up in Bergen County, New Jersey but went to school in New Paltz, he always says how much nicer New York is and eventually wants to move there.
Mary: Hey want to check out the newest bags from coach and sunglasses from Chanel at the Garden State Plaza? Then we can go to the diner
Jess: Why go to the Garden State Plaza when you can go skiing in the Adirondacks, sightseeing at Niagara Falls, and go party in the Hamptons?
Mary: Hey want to check out the newest bags from coach and sunglasses from Chanel at the Garden State Plaza? Then we can go to the diner
Jess: Why go to the Garden State Plaza when you can go skiing in the Adirondacks, sightseeing at Niagara Falls, and go party in the Hamptons?
by Brownie Girl July 19, 2010
Get the New Jersey mug.I was born and have lived in this state all my life and love it. Yes if you're a true new jerseyian, you are conceited. Deal with it outsiders. New Jersey IS the best GOD DAMN STATE and I'll tell you why. Most of the successful people come from the state. Most of the smart people come from this state too. AND NO, I'M NOT AN IGNORANT NEW JERSEY GIRL. Yes we do have our skanks. BUT SO DOES CALIFORNIA, NEVADA, GEORGIA AND FLORIDA; The list goes on so if that's ignorant, fuck you, you damn fool. Most people of other states are jealous because we dress better (and match), we're fucking hot as shit, and a majority of new jerseyians are rich and spoiled. Discrimination happens...rarely. You have ghetto whites and blacks. You have a shit load of rich blacks...i for one am one and i like it. Many blacks are smart here. You'll find a whole bunch of blacks in AP courses. Everyone here owns atleast one pair of uggs, converse, nike, coach, juicy or any other name brand. So dont say people are poor because even people in newark have better cars than half of the people in other states. Yeah if your a southerner, then sit down because people in newark even have bigger houses than you and theyre suppose to be the poor town.
Now most people get cars for christmas or birthdays. They range from Lexus to jeep to Range rover. we like the most expensive ones.
When we go to the jersey shore, we say DTS (down the shore) learn it, live it, love it.
We smell? Yah, .000000000001% of the state.
Now most people get cars for christmas or birthdays. They range from Lexus to jeep to Range rover. we like the most expensive ones.
When we go to the jersey shore, we say DTS (down the shore) learn it, live it, love it.
We smell? Yah, .000000000001% of the state.
We have a reason to be conceited. What, we cant be confident? all the other states need a Self esteem boost. People are mad because they can't be as hot as us and can't get a new jerseyian. oh, and Btw, we dont pump our gas, we pump our fists because we're just that fucking great.
In conclusion, New Jersey is the best fucking state.
GET AT US
In conclusion, New Jersey is the best fucking state.
GET AT US
by dirtyjerseybitches January 4, 2011
Get the New Jersey mug.The most miss understood place in the USA due to all the trashy idiots on tv. New Jersey is not really like that don't judge a book by it's cover.
If you've never been to places in New Jersey like Caldwell, Montville, Trenton, Livingston, West Essex, Devor, and Springfield you can't judge New Jersey. Also if you haven't met all te people in New Jersey you can't judge people from New Jersey.
by catxoxo December 13, 2010
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