Neapolitan Salad

When one ejaculates into a steamy pile of fecal matter after having sexual intercourse with a female during menstruation. The brown shit, red period blood, and white semen represent the three delicious flavors of Neapolitan ice cream.

A Neapolitan Salad is most common when a male stops having sex with his partner, while she is on her period, and then gives her a log jammer (please see definition).

Jim: Hey Sal, what’s that on your face?
Sal’s fuckbuddy: Oh, that just some leftover Neapolitan Salad.

by Mike127 December 26, 2008

neapolitan bang

a threesome in which all sexual partners are either lined up from top to bottom or side to side with one partner being Caucasian (white), one partner being African-American (black) and one partner being Native American (red)

Wife: I can't believe our daughter convince her black husband to have the future chief of the local tribe to have sex with them.
Husband: I should have seen this neapolitan bang coming after she always wanted her ice cream that way as a kid.

by Dave W. Deathrock July 30, 2010

Neapolitan blunt

A blunt rolled with a vanilla, a chocolate and a strawberry blunt, all rolled together in one long blunt.

For large groups I like to roll Neapolitan blunts. They hold more and taste better.

by LucidInterface March 14, 2011

Neapolitan Delight

its a blast from the past but also punching the person in the nose and make then bleed. so the shit, cum, and blood mix together to look like a Neapolitan ice cream

Keith wanted to surprise Nick for their anniversary with a Neapolitan delight.

by BigBawwls March 6, 2011

neapoliton Sundae

When your girl is on her period, shit in her fanny and also fill it with cum, this will provide the three colours of a neapolitan, then use your dick as a spoon to smash away.

Sandra "I'm on my period we can't do anything tonight; duncan " oh yes we can I fancy a neapoliton sundae"

by Richard (Dick) Bona June 12, 2011

necard

The name for a beard that creeps down a man neck.

Pronounced 'neck-ard', it's neck and beard put together to create necard.

'have you seen that necard?!'
'yes, omg it nearly reaches his shoulders'

by gaby yeaaah June 7, 2012

Neapolitan Knickers

Noun 1- British Slang for the stained, malodorous and curiously damp underwear worn by women of ill repute. So called because of their distinctive 3 stripes of colour Red, Brown and Yellow.

"Blimey! Look at 'er Neapolitan Knickers! they must be three yards across"

by Pissy McTakerton November 7, 2013