Pumps my nads

An expression for something that peeves you off

You know what really pumps my nads? Feminism

by Peepeesauce556 May 10, 2017

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

The nad puncher

Large two handed weapon, preferably a war hammer, used for the specific purpose of killing people by hitting them in the nads over and over again.

My brother was pissing me off so I had to bring out The Nad Puncher!

by TheBillster August 17, 2012

Digi-nads

Abbreviation of "digital nomads"

The digi-nads in Mexico City are responsible for an increase in rents

by Digi-nad #uno January 09, 2023

Nad Nudger

A trapped fart that escapes by nudging a ball out of the way

That fart was a Nad Nudger, it nearly took my nut with it.

by Dodgyfinger February 16, 2022

lil nads wasted

Getting blackout drunk, peeing on the floor of a gas station and then waking up in the hospital with a black eye on your birthday with no memory of the precious night.

yo! let’s get lil nads wasted tonight

by dwaynecial August 25, 2019

Cam and Nad day

Mondays are made for Cam and Nad. Cam and Nad days are when Cam and Nad spend the whole day together

ayo I can’t hangout on mondays! that’s cam and nad days

by pussygobbler12344 November 30, 2020