Pumps my nads

An expression for something that peeves you off

You know what really pumps my nads? Feminism

by Peepeesauce556 May 19, 2017

I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

Nad Nudger

A trapped fart that escapes by nudging a ball out of the way

That fart was a Nad Nudger, it nearly took my nut with it.

by Dodgyfinger February 16, 2022

Digi-nads

Abbreviation of "digital nomads"

The digi-nads in Mexico City are responsible for an increase in rents

by Digi-nad #uno January 8, 2023

Nad

A cool boy

Nad is a cool boy

by Thang Yvonne November 14, 2018

nads

the tallest person on earth and also is very lean and will have abs very VERY soon AND IF SHE WERE A MARIO CHARACTER ITD BE SUPER MARIO

omg its nads the tall person!!!

by imhardrn May 28, 2023

nad neutralizer

(n). When one takes some sort of physical means to decrease one's libido, so one cannot have an erection. Quite often the man will take something to block one's urges. Another name for this is to install a pop up blocker. Don't confuse this with cock blocker. That's entirely different.

Hey, man, I heard that you're going to Vegas tomorrow. With all those scantily clad showgirls around everywhere, aren't you worried that you will get into trouble with the Missus out of town?

No man, I got it covered. I too a 'nad neutralizer, so I'm good.

by Mind Gamer November 25, 2013