night at the museum

when a group of guys have a sleepover and show each other their junk BUT YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH OR USE FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY

Jim: Hey Fred you wanna have a night at the museum?
Fred: Yeah but only if we go to the child's exhibit.

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by bromosexual4life April 9, 2016

being his muse

how women rationalize getting dumped after a brief, mostly-sexual relationship

"I mean, I was Josh Safdie's muse when he wrote Uncah Jams," - Julia Fox on being his muse, before getting dumped by Kanye West

by Theo-dorable February 16, 2022

muse

a completely awesome band that is really great
british of course
great live performances
their albums are like hour long orgasms
and they're the best

wow did you see muse last night

yeah i jizzed all over matt.

by dakota71291 March 4, 2007

show muse

At a rock show, the audience member with whom the lead singer establishes and maintains eye contact. The singer sings all of his/her songs to that one audience member. Causes for this behavior include:

- attraction
- performance anxiety
- a desire for a personal connection with an otherwise disinterested crowd.

The show muse may experience swoony feelings of love, or an awkward responsibility that prevents him or her from leaving to get a drink or to pee.

Sandy: "How was the show last night?"

Kate: "It was fine, but I had to pee so bad for the entire show."

Sandy: "Why the hell didn't you just go to the bathroom?"

Kate: "I was the show muse. Couldn't leave. The singer looked terrified."

by shelmac April 20, 2009

muselive

'one of the best fansites out there' - Chris Wolstenholme (muse bassist). Muselive is a fansite that includes a large collection of live muse bootlegs as well as rare muse songs which can be downloaded. It has over thirty thousand members, all hailing from across the globe. It has come third in the DMA awards 04 for best unnoficial fansite in the world. Muse have been known to use the site in order to communicate with the fans and leave cryptic puzzles for the members to solve.

lets go on muselive.com

by anonamous001 October 2, 2006

Muser

A cringey teenage kid who makes 15 second lip syncing videos for a living.

you are a really cringey Muser

by Natalie Lynn August 9, 2016

muse

A very successful and talented heavy rock band that originated in Devon. Consisting of Matthew Bellamy (vocals, guitar, piano), Dominic Howard (drums), and Christopher Wolstenholme (bass, backing vocals), they joined together in 1994 at the age of sixteen, calling themselves the Rocket Baby Dolls. Their plan was to form this band for one week to take the piss in a local Battle of the Bands contest, arriving with makeup, stupid hair, the whole thing. They came to lose, expected to lose, but they won because of the attitude, and realised that's what music was all about. They decided to stick together and change their name to Muse, releasing their first EP when they were about 17 and released their first album, Showbiz, in 2000 (average age 21). As of 2007, the group has five albums, including the live Hullabalooalbum.
Muse is an eclectic band, a mixture of new prog, heavy metal, and indie rock with a mixture of opera vocals (Matt Bellamy has a strong vibrato for a rock singer) and classical piano (such as the elegant piano solo in the middle of Butterflies and Hurricanes). They site Queen, Rage Against The Machine, and Jeff Buckely as their major influences.
Muse are infamous for trashing their equipment, heavy touring, lively shows, taking the piss when they aren't aloud to play live, and having crazy laughs. Definitely pwoper wock.

"I got tickets to the next Muse concert whoooooot!"
"EEENNVVVVYYYYY they're so goodI'mlosingallcoherenceahgdfhgkhdfg!"

by screenaging July 29, 2007