mertesucker

Footballer Per Mertesacker gets called like this when playing so bad.

Guy 1: Hey bro, did u see that Arsenal-Chelsea match yesterday?
Guy2: Yes, and Mertesucker sucked again.

by 151bar151 March 24, 2016

Morten

A sex machine

He is so Morten

by Dkdkfnfnfn February 20, 2017

Munteanu

A family name from Romania which only the richest of the richest people are carrying.They will always be there for you and you can surely count on them unless they're not in a bad mood.

I wish i was as richest as Munteanu....

by The Dictator's Wife's BFF December 2, 2017

muktesh

Name of a boy based god mahadev another name

Using the name to call a person muktesh were are u

by Isha gupta January 11, 2018

janie munter

Janie Munter

The biggest bitch and hoe. She will always use you for money and then cheat on you with a fag.

Janie Munter is a cheating hoe.

by Hello97531 April 23, 2020

Post-mortem Stress

When a stressful situation has already been dealt with, but you still have leftover stress after it.

"I know I dumped Chad, but this post-mortem stress is just getting to me."

by FTOWC August 14, 2020

Post Mortem

A 14-minute video that is the universal cure all to the problems. Its effects include, lullaby music, music sampling, therapeutic music, ASMR, alarm clock, and other such uses.

Emico can't wait to help the sound team by sending another version of Post Mortem.

Whalesauce initiates the new recruits by sending them Post Mortem.

We were all mentally healed due to watching and hearing Post Mortem.

by Azuredesuuu December 17, 2020