Minced

A slang term spin-off of the word “chopped” , minced is when somebody is so chopped that when they walk they look drunk.

This dude can’t even walk straight he’s so minced.

by CheeX_2bagger August 19, 2020

mincemeat

a misspelling of minecraft

p1: mincemeat anyone?

p2: yea im down
nub: dumb swear word yall mean minecraft

by IEatRattata October 9, 2020

50M Mince

An event in which only the most skilled Mincers can participate. It involves mincing acorss a 50 meter long course as quickly as one can mince.

Colin is vying for the world record in the coveted 50M Mince at the Gay Sports Day.

by 6beaconsfield August 27, 2009

Minced

When you are finely chopped/faded (high)

Matt’s eyes were so red, you could tell he was minced right when he walked in the room

by Airbudfan99 January 9, 2019

juggling mince

Verb
The action of one who is struggling to locate the clitoris and stimulate a female correctly

Julio was all fingers and thumbs last night, i swear he heas down there juggling mince! Im giving him one more chance on saturday to get it right!

by Pavel Nedved July 2, 2004

batty mincer

Someone who messes about with the same sex’s bumhole

Person 1: Mate are you a batty mincer?

Person 2: Yeah massive batty mincer?

Person 1: Nice Cal

by Mr hello there baby September 14, 2018

mince pie

when you shit in a girls fanny and mince it up with your dick

Peter: did you have a good christmas john?

John: yeah - i gave lucy a mince pie; fucking slag.

by MR.BJ December 22, 2009