muffs

a name given to someone who wears muffs. muffman.

watch out for david, his muffs give him super powers.

by Alan March 19, 2005

Muff Muff Birdman

A person dressed in a bird outfit that likes muffs, both ear muffs and chicks muffs

Timmy dressed up in a bird outfit for the night and went searching for Muffs, the only muffs he found were ear muffs, "dont worry" timmy said, "I am the muff muff birdman and pig nosed mozerella cheese man on thursdays.

by Scrak McRack December 08, 2006

The Muff

A person with hair that comes out over there ears like earmuffs, which looks completely ridiculas. added bonuses include if the person loves muffs or pussy.

Woah look at the muff over there, his muffs are so big. Its not that cold outside, why does he need to keep his ears warm.

Oi the muff! the muff!! oh wait, he cant hear us because he has his muffs on.

by filbasman44 October 09, 2008

a muff

Short for muffin top or a women’s overhang due to her being overweight and trying to squeeze into tight jeans.also could be use to define a women’s fatter upper pussy area.

when she puts those pants on she has a muff because they’re too tight.

by JBsmoove June 17, 2018

Muff Muff

The act of sticking a Motorola Radio in a pregnant women’s vagina then proceeding to fuck her in the ass while talking to unborn child on radio net

That chick Rachel left her baby daddy and wants to come over and Muff Muff

by POL flight FL April 07, 2022

Muff It

When a female decides to not shave her pubic hair.

Guy: "Hey honey let's jump in the shower and you can give the ol' va jay jay a trim" Girl:" Naw, I think i'm gonna muff it this week"

by akendall February 21, 2009

Muff Muff

The nickname for a user on Gaia Online. He's not well known (or important for that matter), but he's an awesome fella'.
He likes music.
Oh yeah, and Pokemon, fools.

"Muff Muff is teh secks!"

"Muff Muff is dandy."

"LET'S ALL SHOOT MUFF MUFF!"

by Superninjaheroofmightmagicandpkmntoo August 22, 2006