Skip to main content

Montanan Mouthwash

When the female partner in a relationship puts her discharge in a shot glass and the male partner puts his own dingleberries in the same shot glass as the discharge, they both lick the shot glass clean simultaneously without swallowing or spitting the combination of the discharge and the dingleberries. The partner who has licked up the least amount must swish and gargle the mixture in their mouth, even the rest of the concoction licked up from the winners mouth.
Hey babe I'm feeling playful and competitive lets do a montanan Mouthwash
by Laney Phen January 9, 2025
mugGet the Montanan Mouthwashmug.

Swansea (Mouthwashing)

He (around 50 to 60 years old) was a heavy alcoholic that quit making it 15 years of not drinking. Before any of the Mouth washing events he actually had a happy life with a wife and kids but he feels life something is missing. He know where the freeze pods are but only one of the 5 made it and it's head canon that he saved it for Daisuke (Mouthwashing). Basically midway through the game they discover a bunch of mouth washing bottles and when he discovered that it had 14% ethanol he broke his 15 year streak and started to heavily drink again. He puts Daisuke (Mouthwashing) out of his misery when he gets severely injured (Swansea was completely drunk off mouth washing). He eventually gets shot in the head by Jimmy (Mouthwashing).
"My favorite character is Swansea (Mouthwashing)"
It probably is, but 50% of the fandom just likes him because he had a very good relationship (father and son type) with daisuke
by Femtalover January 2, 2025
mugGet the Swansea (Mouthwashing)mug.

Bong Mouthwash.

Bong MouthWash :
When you swish the bong water in your mouth like mouthwash.
Stoner: Bro, I forgot to bring water to my smoke sesh, and my mouth was dry as a camels pussy.
Stoner #2: And?
Stoner: I had to Bong Mouthwash.
by MegaMilky April 28, 2021
mugGet the Bong Mouthwash.mug.

Methane Mouthwash

When you drop your drawers and bare-ass fart into your sleeping friend's open mouth as they are breathing in, causing them to jump awake and spit.
Dude, John is passed out with his mouth wide open. You should go and give him a methane mouthwash and see how fast it makes him stop snoring!
by Mr. Led Zeppelin March 21, 2020
mugGet the Methane Mouthwashmug.

Mongolian Mouthwash

A male peeing into a female’s mouth.
My husband gave me the ol’ Mongolian Mouthwash now I’m pregnant with Martians. Elon Musk help me!
by Wayne0keefe April 4, 2021
mugGet the Mongolian Mouthwashmug.

Portable mouthwash

If you're thirsty, find yourself a squirter. Collect, Bottle, and save for later.
Portable mouthwash always quenches my thirst after a long run
by Farkle Safari January 4, 2019
mugGet the Portable mouthwashmug.

Mouthwashing

To avoid taking responsibility for one's actions, often stemming from delusion—but occasionally driven by deliberate evasion.

The term originates from the indie game 'MOUTHWASHING', created by the indie company 'Wrong Organ', where one of the characters consistently avoided taking responsibility for their mistakes.
E.g.
"You should stop Mouthwashing and admit to your mistakes already."
"Mouthwashing!" (Exclaimed when witnessing someone dodge accountability.)
"I don't like name, they're always Mouthwashing."
by The Original Little User January 26, 2025
mugGet the Mouthwashingmug.

Share this definition