Mongo Chow

Mongo Chow is weed or pot that is highly addicting.

John- I thought star wars phantom menace was a great movie
Me- How much Mongo Chow have you been smoking?

by Crzyfkr October 5, 2010

trans-papal batshit mongo grinder

mmmmuh.. muuhhhh
guh...
nG!

fark! she's a looker, i'd best fire up the trans-papal batshit mongo grinder

by rockape November 1, 2003

Bangley Wangley Mongo Beef Face

Aesthetically displeasing and obese bar-worker.

'Jesus, Bangley Wangley Mongo Beef Face is taking his time with that Guinness I ordered'

by Craig Harris October 21, 2007

Mongo broken hip vegan looking fuck

A nickname given to someone who can’t play volleyball without breaking their leg.

That Euan boy can’t play volleyball without breaking his leg, He’s a mongo broken hip vegan looking fuck

by I’m not a mongo December 23, 2019

Mongo

A giant shit, usually filled with corn

I went into the bathroom, and in the urinal sat a mongo in all its glory

by BigFartNoWhammy March 30, 2024

Mongo

A Nicer way of telling someone he is funny but a total Dumbass in German

"He is such a Mongo// Er ist so ein mongo!"

by Leonie1M June 18, 2022

Pulled a Mongo

When you have an event or gathering to attend, but leave upon the slightest frustration of not finding parking.

Jake was supposed to meet us out at Summerfest, but he pulled a Mongo

by bighooper69 July 3, 2025