mommed

when someone who is not a mom flips out at you and tells you what to do as if they were.

"yo i left mad dishes out and my room mate totally mommed me".

by jollycrabbut October 22, 2009

mom

my mommy loves me :)

hi mom :)

by high cholesterol child December 06, 2018

Mom

The person who got fucked to have you

My mom got fucked to make me.

by Thedeckofcards October 18, 2016

mom

the abbreviation for "Made of Money"

Jason: "Mom can i have $20?"
Mother: "No! What do you think I am? Made of money?!"
Jason: "Isn't that what M.O.M. stands for?"

by dancr4ever December 09, 2013

Mom

Adult female who doesn't understand Urban Dictionary

Mom: "Can you buy an Urban Dictionary at Barnes and Noble?"

by AClair August 03, 2015

Mom

A person you love with all your heart, but then want to choke to death 5 minutes later.

Merry Christmas Mom

by ihihihihihihigohjgoifsg December 05, 2018

Mom?

A random word to ask! Haha!

Emily: Ooooh, what a big package!
Armani: Mom?
Emily: ...The mailman is here

by pinksoo January 17, 2009