Being in a state where everything is unexpectedly and unreasonably difficult. Originally coined upon the observation that Ron Artest unexpectedly dominates everyone in NBA Jam.
Mike has three projects, two papers, two presentations, and five exams before next Tuesday. Looks like he's playing life on Artest Mode this week.
by Faeomm December 8, 2010
Get the Artest Mode mug.A mode used by Tanners that makes them 10x more retarded then they already are. It makes them violently scoop out their asshole with a rusty AID-infested knife and fling their bloody shit everywhere. All the remaining shit is quickly collected by the poop dealer to be sold on the deep web.
by Fuckyoutanner69 September 24, 2019
Get the Ape Shit Mode mug.100 likes and ill go sicko mode is when you are so dank up to the point where everybody in the room starts t-posing on little children and grabbing them by the cheeks.
by XboxIsBetter December 13, 2018
Get the 100 likes and ill go sicko mode mug.When new found knowledge elicits blind rage, similar to when the Man-Apes discover the monolith in Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey.
by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009
Get the Ape Mode mug.The sexual act in which a man stradles his female parters face (facing her feet) dropping his testicles into her mouth to suck. At the same time jacking his cock until he shoots streams of cum towards her pussy while she is getting head by another female.
Dude, My girl surprised me by letting her freak friend join in while I tea jacked the fuck out of her. Her friend was eating her pussy while I jacked my cock until I shot streams of cum all over her friends face. I call it Tea Jacked, ala mode!
by DSatch1 December 30, 2009
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Get the Apache Mode mug.Usually she'd have been crying out "Oh God!" but last night her mother was right in the next room so she had to have an airplane mode orgasm.
by Sagecul January 7, 2017
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