Mozzarella Twat(noun)
Mozzarella Twat is defined as having a mozzarella stick in your crotch, vajayjay, vagina, etc. Mozzarella stick is not to be confused with a penis, it is simply a mozzarella stick.
Mozzarella Twat is defined as having a mozzarella stick in your crotch, vajayjay, vagina, etc. Mozzarella stick is not to be confused with a penis, it is simply a mozzarella stick.
Person 1: "What is in your lap mom?"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry, I just have a mozzarella twat!"
Mozzarella Twat can also be used as an insult in place of other obscenities; "That Jessica is a shit-talking, ass kissing mozzarella twat!"
Person 2: "Oh don't worry, I just have a mozzarella twat!"
Mozzarella Twat can also be used as an insult in place of other obscenities; "That Jessica is a shit-talking, ass kissing mozzarella twat!"
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On the other hand, 75% of women develop a yeast infection at least once throughout their lifetime. This fungal infection is usually caused by certain antibiotics, or diabetes.
Therefore, the term “Mozzarella Stick” comes into play when these two reproductive organs come in contact. When the dick cheese enters a yeast infected vagina, the term would be considered the Mozzarella Stick.
This situation would be more accurate with a white man and a black woman.
On the other hand, 75% of women develop a yeast infection at least once throughout their lifetime. This fungal infection is usually caused by certain antibiotics, or diabetes.
Therefore, the term “Mozzarella Stick” comes into play when these two reproductive organs come in contact. When the dick cheese enters a yeast infected vagina, the term would be considered the Mozzarella Stick.
This situation would be more accurate with a white man and a black woman.
“Hey babe, my results came in from my gynecologist! Looks like we can make some Mozzarella Sticks tonight!”
“I haven’t washed my foreskin in months just to be able to have some Mozzarella Sticks with my step-sister!”
“I haven’t washed my foreskin in months just to be able to have some Mozzarella Sticks with my step-sister!”
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for an alternate spelling see also 'mossie'
for an alternate slang term see also 'bloodsucker' (NB: 'Bloodsucker' has now been generalised to also refer to things as varied as vampires, lawyers and leeches and the term generally carries a negative connotation).
for an alternate spelling see also 'mossie'
for an alternate slang term see also 'bloodsucker' (NB: 'Bloodsucker' has now been generalised to also refer to things as varied as vampires, lawyers and leeches and the term generally carries a negative connotation).
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