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Mistress Howard

When a friend comes over with a large desire to act as a drag queen, they are said to be channeling the spirit of "Mistress Howard" a drag queen from the 70's.
"Oh sweetie! You do look fabulous!"

"Dude, you've totally gone Mistress Howard on us."

"DO I!"
by Voogoins March 1, 2008
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MISTRESS

<ORIGIN> from the Old French maistresse, from maistre 'master'

Noun
1) - a woman in a position of authority or control.

<special usage> a woman who is skilled in a particular subject or activity. (possibly sexually)

2) - a woman having an extramarital sexual relationship, especially with a married man.

<special usage> a woman loved and courted by a man

3) - a woman that is the dominating role in a dominate/submissive relationship or arrangement.
1) - She is always the mistress of the situation.

2) - Donna thought her husband had a secret mistress she didn't know about.

3) - My 'slave' knows that if he disappoints his mistress he will surely be punished.

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by N8mare13 October 11, 2012
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A guy has to have a girl to have a mistress/side girl. A guy with no girl has no mistress.
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mitromney

mitromney – adv. (mit-rum-nee)
1.) the foreshadowing of an event in a plot-lines future that does happen.
2.) an event that does not occur
3.) to raise attention to something not worth noticing.
4.) pointless for the sake of being pointless.
5.) when no one notices what you are trying to do
6.) a person who takes along times to find out they are stupid
Mitt Romney's campaign is a mitromney
I vote republican because I am fiscally conservative, even though it seems like a mitromney, I hope to be rich someday, so I support tax breaks for the wealthy…
Shave your face for music, you ironic mitromney hipsters.
Why are you mitromneying up the place?
YOU JUST GOT MITROMNEYIED!!! (idea for a hidden camera show)

Mitt Romney’s campaign is a miromney.
Mitt Romney was here and it bummed me out.
It sort of sounds like an old English word Shakespeare or J.R.R. Tolkien would use in their writings…

RATED R for retarded

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by Adam D. Woods August 2, 2012
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evil mistress

The person your husband cheated on with. Usually skinny and bitchy.
See that woman with that man?

Ya what about her

She's his evil mistress
by EvilMistress_012 February 10, 2017
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Mistress

A guy has to have a girl already to have a mistress. A guy has to want to have at least one girl in his life to have a mistress.
The guy with the mistress wanted to have not just one, but two girls. Meanwhile the guy with no mistress(es) never wanted to have a girl in his life in the first place.
by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019
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