by mafioso March 23, 2003
Get the heat seeking moisture missile mug.The man is naked and erect, perched upon an elevated platform, such as a table, stool, or bed, while the nubile woman is face down on all fours on the ground, buttocks in the air. The man then leaps from his platform and attempts to penetrate the woman upon falling from his jump. If successful penetration is achieved, a Scandinavian Meat Missile has been performed. If penetration is not achieved, the erect penis will then be smashed against an uncomfortable surface, such as the floor or kneecap.
"Dude I messed up the Scandinavian Meat Missile last night, my dick hurts like crazy"
"Oh my God man I had the greatest Scandinavian Meat Missile last night. Hole in one"
Girl: I had the worst experience last night...something called a Scandinavian Meat Missile?...
Guy: Shut the fuck up bitch.. That shit's tight
"Oh my God man I had the greatest Scandinavian Meat Missile last night. Hole in one"
Girl: I had the worst experience last night...something called a Scandinavian Meat Missile?...
Guy: Shut the fuck up bitch.. That shit's tight
by Dr. Scrotum DDS November 4, 2009
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A male or female who takes penises in their asses or pussyes(if you are a female). Usually refered to gay men.
1. Faggot
2. Brokeback
3. Charlie: Mom that strange looking man across the street said he wanted to play missile catch.
4. Damn Dan is a real missile catcher for sure look at how many guys he played catch with.
2. Brokeback
3. Charlie: Mom that strange looking man across the street said he wanted to play missile catch.
4. Damn Dan is a real missile catcher for sure look at how many guys he played catch with.
by DJMUN June 1, 2006
Get the missile catcher mug.your chilling at the club and your friend says 'yo watch out theres a predator missile coming right at you!'
by matt "the solution" September 12, 2010
Get the predator missile mug.To sausage missile another person is to gently thrust your pelvic region against their body while walking past. This is best performed in crowded locations like bars. Points are earned based on the location of the missile landing. IE: A hand is worth more than a leg. Catching someone tying their shoe is near priceless.
by J-Zahs February 27, 2008
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Pronunciation: (sur-fis) (too; unstressed too, tuh) (air) (mis-uhl or, especially Brit., -ahyl)
This is the term for when you are sitting on the toilet, and flush it (unknowingly sealing your fate) and the water (usually ice cold) comes up into contact with you. Often times with males, this cold water first comes into contact with the family jewels.
This is the term for when you are sitting on the toilet, and flush it (unknowingly sealing your fate) and the water (usually ice cold) comes up into contact with you. Often times with males, this cold water first comes into contact with the family jewels.
Examples:
Dude, I was taking a nuke hiroshima and got hit with a surface to air missile.
I need a mop to clean the floor because I got hit with a surface to air missile.
Dude, I was taking a nuke hiroshima and got hit with a surface to air missile.
I need a mop to clean the floor because I got hit with a surface to air missile.
by JimmyJacobJoe October 26, 2009
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